(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Johnlock all the way ♥
Basically some Johnlock oneshots/shorts. Let's try to add something to this fandom, why not?😃I just want these two idiots, erm, lovelies together, because, no shit Sherlock, they are ✨cute af✨ Anyways, enough wit...
This soon? I'm at the police station. Lestrade called me in, they found some evidence, which I obviously need to analyze.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
For how long?
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
I don't know, but with these stupid questions, I won't get home sooner.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
You're so mean!
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Realistic, Johnny, realistic.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Oi, don't call me that!
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
AHEMMM, ok
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Fine, you can call me that, BUT only during night~
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
John! I am literally surrounded by policemen!
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Oooh, somebody was naughty then. Don't worry, baby, I'll sneak into the jail!
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
That's it, this conversation is now closed.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
NOT UNLESS YOU DRAG YOUR ASS HOME THIS INSTANT
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Don't type with caps lock! It's more readable!
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
AIN'T HAPPENING! I MISS YOU, I CAN'T CUDDLE ALONE! I NEED MY IDIOT RIGHT NOW!
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
First of all, you didn't come home either when I was bored, second of all, you're muted.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
What if something happens to me? Like I get kidnapped?
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
You call me
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Excellent idea!
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
ANSWER THE PHONE, YOU OTTERFACE!
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
SHERLOCK!
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Just wait until you get home, you will be CURSING the moment you ignored me
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Waiting and hoping for Mrs. Hudson to go somewhere, probably a pub🥱😏 Also, personal opinion, but John should've worn StRiPeD jumpers and shirts and everything, because it looks ✨astonishing✨, I swear striped clothing is the trademark of everything nice (not me being obsessed again over something we would never get, BBC YO DEMON 😭)
