(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Johnlock all the way ♥
Basically some Johnlock oneshots/shorts. Let's try to add something to this fandom, why not?😃I just want these two idiots, erm, lovelies together, because, no shit Sherlock, they are ✨cute af✨ Anyways, enough wit...
"I dare you suggest a more thoughtful alternative."
"A simple, yet effective one would serve much better than the previous options you enumerated."
"I do not see your point, brother dear, but do enlighten me as my inquisitiveness can not be wait to be fulfilled by your honorable average IQ ."
"I certainly will, brother dear, I see there is much space left in your brain."
._. a few hours & risen tension later._.
"I COULD NOT INTOLERATE YOUR MERE EXISTENCE MORE EVEN IF I TRIED!"
"YOUR ARROGANCE IS OUTSTANDING, BUT YOUR VALID ARGUMENTS ARE ON THE CONTRARY!"
"YOU THINK SO, BROTHER DEAR?!"
"I HAVE NOT BEEN MORE CERTAIN EVER, BROTHER DEAR!"
John, who arrived back from the hospital where he was working exactly at that moment, heard the two annoyed voices shouting. He immediately realized who Sherlock was fighting with as he only used such language with Mycroft. He sighed and called for backup in Greg's form.
"Greg, I think there is a national crisis." "Nah, I don't think so." "Hm?"
"Common annual meeting." "My brain can't find the coherence between a bloody date and them jumping at each other's throat." "Check again, mate! They are discussing Mummy's birthday present. Maybe you'd like to come over for a match and a beer until they realize that their ma would rejoice over two sons who don't smoke.", said the DI and hung up.
John shook his head, then sighed and turned heels over. While walking towards Greg's apartment, he thought to himself why didn't he listen to Greg's warnings before choosing to date a Holmes. Perhaps the irritatingness is an attachment to handsomeness.
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Inspired by the following fanart I found basically everywhere I searched for "johnlock", credit to the owner! ✍️
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