𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
My dear Watson, is there a chance you're at a store?
🦔 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 🦔
There is a 100% chance, but, unfortunately, they don't sell neither chemicals nor body parts.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Depressing fact. Anyways, I wanted to tell you something important. Like very-very-very important, in fact, it is essential for you to know this.
🦔 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 🦔
Then hurry, because I'm at a fast-moving queue.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Stand back.
🦔 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 🦔
Why? Sherly, I don't have time for jokes.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Yes, but it is useless to do the shopping.
🦔 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 🦔
What the hell are you talking about?
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Just don't buy anything.
🦔 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 🦔
We need groceries.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
No, we don't need them double.
🦔 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 🦔
What do you mean? Tell me, it's me turn to pay!
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
I've done the shopping yesterday, I just wanted to surprise you.
🦔 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 🦔
Awww, that's so sweet!
🦔 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 🦔
Also, COULDN'T YOU HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE I BOUGHT THE DAMN GROCERIES AGAIN?
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Ungrateful, John.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Also, I told you NOT to buy anything. Anyways, are you coming directly home?
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
I just wanted to estimate the time we could arrive at the restaurant.
🦔 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 🦔
No chance we're eating out, we have plenty of food! I'll cook something.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Mmm, will you be my chef tonight?
🦔 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 🦔
Easy, baby, easy, I'm in public.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
So is the "baby".
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Johnlock all the way (Johnlock oneshots)
Fanfiction(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Johnlock all the way ♥ Basically some Johnlock oneshots/shorts. Let's try to add something to this fandom, why not?😃I just want these two idiots, erm, lovelies together, because, no shit Sherlock, they are ✨cute af✨ Anyways, enough wit...
