You are Alive| Connor x Reader D:bh (Female)

I wish I could eat

Humans who supported the Androids peaceful protest, and believed they were alive had already started coming back to Detroit. However, many people clearly still believed they weren't alive. Gary hadn't come back yet, you knew Hank was hoping he'd come back soon. He missed the burgers.

So for the time being you had to find somewhere else to eat, Hank really wasn't happy about it but he didn't have much of a choice if he actually wanted to eat. You pulled up at your temporary place to eat and Hank groaned.

"The quicker Gary comes back, the happier I'll be." He grumbled from the back seat. "For Gods sake Hank..." You mumbled looking over at Connor who was just sat there, happily.

"Do you want to eat or not?" You asked making Hank sigh. "Well, yeah." He replied as you opened your door to get out. The three of you walk towards your temporary lunch place. You and Hank ordered your food and waited while Connor stood next to you looking around.

"You okay there, Connor?" You asked as he looked at you and nodded. "Of course, Detective." He responded smiling. Once you got your food you and Hank moved over to somewhere to eat. You felt bad for Connor, he had to stand there and wait for you and Hank to eat. Not being able to eat himself, you even felt bad eating snacks around him at home. Sometimes he'd taste things like your drink then analyse it and tell you why you shouldn't be drinking it. It was cute.

"When we get back, I'm going to try get something out that asshole." Hank said as you looked over at him. "If he doesn't talk I could just punch him." You said with a shrug and Hank snorted. "You would run the risk of losing your job, Detective." Connor called out from beside you as you turned to look at him with an eyebrow raised. "I see, that was a joke, correct?" Connor asked as you nodded.

"I'm sorry, it's hard to learn humour and sarcasm." Connor said as Hank started laughing. "You'll get it one day, being around me and cup of tea will make it way easier." Hank told Connor who looked puzzled. "Why do humans enjoy sarcasm?" Connor then asked tilting his head.

"I like to use sarcasm on stupid people like Gavin." You admitted as Connor furrowed his eyebrows. "It's also just funny, like really funny."

"Mocking people is pretty funny." Hank said as he continued eating. "I think I understand." Connor said as he looked at you. You smiled at him then continued to eat. "I wish I could eat..." Connor then said out of nowhere. "Then I could... never mind."

"What take Y/N out on a dinner date?" Hank said teasing Connor, who bit his lip, nervously. "Yes... it's what normal couples do, but I can't eat." Connor said as you and Hank looked at each other then back to Connor. "Connor, I don't care about what normal couples do. I don't need fancy dinner dates, I just want to be around you." You said as Connor looked at you.

"You two are the furtherest thing from normal, but that's a good thing." Hank said to the both of you. "I still wish I could eat though... then I could understand why humans like to eat food that is unhealthy for them." Connor said smirking at both you and Hank.

"We were just nice to him and now he's taking the piss out of our food." You said as Connor laughed. "I didn't mean to, I'm genuinely curious on as to why you enjoy it." Connor then explained. "I understand why you enjoy some drinks."

"What's he talkin' about?" Hank asked as you looked between the two of them. "Well, he's tried some of my drinks. Like a taste test." You replied as Hank looked at Connor. "So you can drink?" Hank asked, confused.

"No. Just taste and analyse. I've been told off a couple of times after, I commented on how much sugar the Detective puts in her tea." Connor said as you glared at him. "It's a lot, if you were wondering."

"Have fun on the sofa tonight, Connor." You grumbled as Connors eyes widen. "I-I'm sorry... please don't make me stay in the living room tonight." Connor said to you his eyes begging you to change your mind. "Hank, please tell her I'm sorry." Hank shook his head and continued eating. "Detective, I'm sorry."