Martial: BABE! 😭
Malay: Oh babe what's wrong? 🙁
Martial: I haven't had my period in months, I'm nervous, Malay! 😥
Malay: What do you want to eat babe, you're hungry? ☺️
Martial: No. I'm not hungry, Malaysia pls believe me, I'm not menstruating! 😒
Malay: That's enough babe, you're acting stupid right now. 😐
Martial: What! Me stupid!? After what you've done to me, is that what you're going to say to me? You're going to be a father! Aren't you happy, Malay? 😤
Malay: What the hell Martial! How do you menstruate, when you're gay! How can we have children when we both have these! *holds an 🍆* 💢
Martial: .... Ay 😅
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I̶͎̼̻̒̐̂'̶̺͚̇́̈́̒̈́͊̀͝m̷̛̤̺͓̯̲͆̕͜ ̸͈̳̲̫̖̘͚̦̐̏̅̓͐ͅb̵͚̀́́a̴̢̛̟̘͙̖͎͍̎̆̍͗͂̀̿̾ç̵̡̡̠̘̗͙̥̞̎͌̃̐ͅk̷̢̘͎̔̂̌̃͋̒͑̿̕ ̶̨̤̗̙͕͙̊̀͛͑͆̔͒̊ͅä̷̱́͛ǹ̶̒͌͘͜d̵͕͇́̽ ̷̡̧̪͇̪̘̜̫̯̃̅̈Į̸̯͖̙̲̯̿̓̂̿͝ͅ ̷̣̯̳̰͖̜̞̳̐́̚͝a̸̧͉͎̼̩̥̣̮̥̎̏l̸͇̺̠̆̆̒̎̆̌̈͆̀̾͜ẃ̷̠̪͚̰̹̜̂̌͛a̸̙̘̯̘̜͔̅ͅy̷̢͕̾̓͗̍́̌͊̆s̸̨̟̫̲̜͉̘̣̒͜ͅ ̸̢̹͓̥̔̌̍͌̓̓̓̾̂̏ċ̴̮̳͌̂͆ổ̸̧͎͎̬̝̫̘͉̲͠m̷͖̂̽̀ḙ̷̡̫͓̺̔̀̔̓̋̒͠ ̵̢̥̦̻͔̒̀b̷̦͆̈́̂ǎ̸̬͈͍͜ç̷̝̠̻̮͎̠̀̂̀͋͂̀͆͘ķ̴̺̫̖̼͓̘̦͇̌̽͊̉̃̽̾͜
Ok that's sounds so not
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My CountryHumans - OneShots❤
FanfictionWell what the heck! I freaking love countryhumans especially if it has my country on it. Philiippines! But this ones different than all the others. So get ready to see some of your fav Country Humans OTP with romance, drama, humor and some pictures...
