Q/A - Part 1

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Me: *looking at a bunch of pieces of papers* Wow O_O seriously guys.

Philia: What is it, Ate Shy?

Me: Call the others we got some questions to answer! *smirk*

Philia: *pushes the alarm*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

AHHHHHHH!

WHATS THAT FUCKING NOISE!

TURN IT OFF!

I'M HAVING A BEAUTY SLEEP HERE!

~After one hour of headaches, and countries screaming at me~

Martial Law: Whats this all about, Shy?

Me: *throws Martial a bunch of pieces of papers* You got some questions and some are all for you

Martial: -_- *picks a bunch of them*

• No love life yet, Martial? Heh.

• Hey Martial! WHEN DAFUQ WILL YOU GET A LOVE LIFE XD

Martial: *blushes* Why the fuck is everyone, so interested of my lovelife. I don't even have one

Del: NGSB (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Martial: -_- *throws Del a rock*

Del: *dodges it*

Martial: Tsk. Lovelife. No I haven't and maybe I never will have one because having a love interest is a waste of my time

Philia: But I thought you had a crush with M-!

Martial: *covers her mouth* Moving on to the next question!

• Hey Martial! Do you love your Sis Philia as a Girlfriend (END MY LIFE)

Martial: *pulls out a gun* Gladly

Philia: Kuya wag!

Me: Just answer the question, Martial!

Martial: *stops, to answer the question* What kind of question is that!? *blush* Of course I love my twin sister, more than my life. But girlfriend thats a different question O_O

Me: Weeel Martial whats your answer?~

Martial: Well if me and Philia are not related. I would still think her as a friend or a little sister to me not a love interest.

Philia: Awww kuya *hugs him*

Martial: *hugs her back*

Del: Awww *pulls out his phone and pictures it* Ang kyut kong mga bunso (My cute little siblings)

• Hey Martial what's your opinion on Russial

Martial: What the fuck is Russial? A new alcoholic drink? *raise eyebrow*

Me: *gives him my laptop, to show some Russial pics*

Martial: O_O Me and Russia that's a no no no!

Me: Stop complaining and answer the question!

Martial: To answer your question. To me it feels weird. And I only see Russia as a comrade

• I have a question!:
Yo philia, d'ya like someone? By like I mean LIKE like someone

• I have 2 questions
1. Philia, do you like anybody? If so..who is it?
2.) Hey Martial! I see that everybody almost have the same question about your..love life, so I'll ask a different question. Do you still care about some people? Like Philia specificly?

Philia: *blushes* Uhmm weeell its... i don't know to decided. I have so many crushes. And it makes me dizzy

Del: *blank experience* I hope its not one of those three idiots

Philia: *blushes*

Del: THEY ARE!?

Philia: Kuya naman eh -_-

Martial: Ehem my turn. I care about my siblings. Yes I care about Del even we fight sometimes

Del: *hugs him, and ruffles his hair*

Martial: And I also care about the ASEAN countries. Thats it.

• Have you guys ever had any boyfriends/girlfriends?

Philia: Well I used to be in a relationship with Brunei we even got married but we divorce many years ago. Were still friends though

Me: If your a fan of Hetalia I'm sure you guys know about this

Martial: No still single

Philia: But not for long~

Martial: *rolls a newspaper and hits her*

Philia: Ow!

Del: I used to have bunch of girlfriends.

Martial: Chickboy dati si kuya (Big bro is used to be a womanizer)

Philia: Crush ng bayan eh (The Heartthrob of the whole town) just like papa. But he changed many years ago. When he started to become matured

Del: Share mo lang (You need to share)

Philia: Syempre nman! (Of course!)

• I love how people just immediately ask Martial.
Anyways.. Imma ask Del Pilar and Maybe Author san. Would you rather eat Balut, eat Isaw, or Drink Lambanog?

Del: Is it okay to pick all?

Me: You need to pick one.

Del: *sighs* Fine. I pick Balut there really delicious.

Me: Mine is Isaw. I also eat Balut but the most are Isaw. I don't drink Lambanog.

• I have one question for Philia.

If you were to be in date (one for fun) someone put of all the countries,who would it be?

Philia: America

America: *appears out of nowhere* I'll make sure you'll have the happiest date of your life, Mahal

Del & Martial: *growls*

America: *backs away*

•i have 2 questions

*for phil-...hey if you have to choose someone in ur cute big harem,who would it be and why?

*for martial and del-...what will you do if ur bro/sis is gonna get married?and had kids (uwu) please dont kill me

Philia: To me I pick America. His a sweet guy. We may did something bad in the past but still he even save me from the Japanese Empire and he also give me independence.

Del: Now why would I kill to such a beauty like you *flirts with u*

Martial: Hyyy nako kuya. -_-
To me if our sis gets married and have kids then thats okay for me. but he better fight me on a one on one battle. To prove if his worthy enough for our sister.

Del: I agree. he better get through with us. Before he ask her hand in marriage.

• Do you guys prank o each other?

Philia: Of course

Martial: Dozens of times

Philia: Especially at kuya Del

Del: -_- I took revenge on them and I force them to kneel on salt

Martial: It was painful as hell

Philia: *nods*

Me: Well thats all the questions. If guys wanna ask them and me more questions just write in the comments below. ^^

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