Me: *looking at a bunch of pieces of papers* Wow O_O seriously guys.
Philia: What is it, Ate Shy?
Me: Call the others we got some questions to answer! *smirk*
Philia: *pushes the alarm*
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
AHHHHHHH!
WHATS THAT FUCKING NOISE!
TURN IT OFF!
I'M HAVING A BEAUTY SLEEP HERE!
~After one hour of headaches, and countries screaming at me~
Martial Law: Whats this all about, Shy?
Me: *throws Martial a bunch of pieces of papers* You got some questions and some are all for you
Martial: -_- *picks a bunch of them*
• No love life yet, Martial? Heh.
• Hey Martial! WHEN DAFUQ WILL YOU GET A LOVE LIFE XD
Martial: *blushes* Why the fuck is everyone, so interested of my lovelife. I don't even have one
Del: NGSB (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Martial: -_- *throws Del a rock*
Del: *dodges it*
Martial: Tsk. Lovelife. No I haven't and maybe I never will have one because having a love interest is a waste of my time
Philia: But I thought you had a crush with M-!
Martial: *covers her mouth* Moving on to the next question!
• Hey Martial! Do you love your Sis Philia as a Girlfriend (END MY LIFE)
Martial: *pulls out a gun* Gladly
Philia: Kuya wag!
Me: Just answer the question, Martial!
Martial: *stops, to answer the question* What kind of question is that!? *blush* Of course I love my twin sister, more than my life. But girlfriend thats a different question O_O
Me: Weeel Martial whats your answer?~
Martial: Well if me and Philia are not related. I would still think her as a friend or a little sister to me not a love interest.
Philia: Awww kuya *hugs him*
Martial: *hugs her back*
Del: Awww *pulls out his phone and pictures it* Ang kyut kong mga bunso (My cute little siblings)
• Hey Martial what's your opinion on Russial
Martial: What the fuck is Russial? A new alcoholic drink? *raise eyebrow*
Me: *gives him my laptop, to show some Russial pics*
Martial: O_O Me and Russia that's a no no no!
Me: Stop complaining and answer the question!
Martial: To answer your question. To me it feels weird. And I only see Russia as a comrade
• I have a question!:
Yo philia, d'ya like someone? By like I mean LIKE like someone• I have 2 questions
1. Philia, do you like anybody? If so..who is it?
2.) Hey Martial! I see that everybody almost have the same question about your..love life, so I'll ask a different question. Do you still care about some people? Like Philia specificly?Philia: *blushes* Uhmm weeell its... i don't know to decided. I have so many crushes. And it makes me dizzy
Del: *blank experience* I hope its not one of those three idiots
Philia: *blushes*
Del: THEY ARE!?
Philia: Kuya naman eh -_-
Martial: Ehem my turn. I care about my siblings. Yes I care about Del even we fight sometimes
Del: *hugs him, and ruffles his hair*
Martial: And I also care about the ASEAN countries. Thats it.
• Have you guys ever had any boyfriends/girlfriends?
Philia: Well I used to be in a relationship with Brunei we even got married but we divorce many years ago. Were still friends though
Me: If your a fan of Hetalia I'm sure you guys know about this
Martial: No still single
Philia: But not for long~
Martial: *rolls a newspaper and hits her*
Philia: Ow!
Del: I used to have bunch of girlfriends.
Martial: Chickboy dati si kuya (Big bro is used to be a womanizer)
Philia: Crush ng bayan eh (The Heartthrob of the whole town) just like papa. But he changed many years ago. When he started to become matured
Del: Share mo lang (You need to share)
Philia: Syempre nman! (Of course!)
• I love how people just immediately ask Martial.
Anyways.. Imma ask Del Pilar and Maybe Author san. Would you rather eat Balut, eat Isaw, or Drink Lambanog?Del: Is it okay to pick all?
Me: You need to pick one.
Del: *sighs* Fine. I pick Balut there really delicious.
Me: Mine is Isaw. I also eat Balut but the most are Isaw. I don't drink Lambanog.
• I have one question for Philia.
If you were to be in date (one for fun) someone put of all the countries,who would it be?
Philia: America
America: *appears out of nowhere* I'll make sure you'll have the happiest date of your life, Mahal
Del & Martial: *growls*
America: *backs away*
•i have 2 questions
*for phil-...hey if you have to choose someone in ur cute big harem,who would it be and why?
*for martial and del-...what will you do if ur bro/sis is gonna get married?and had kids (uwu) please dont kill me
Philia: To me I pick America. His a sweet guy. We may did something bad in the past but still he even save me from the Japanese Empire and he also give me independence.
Del: Now why would I kill to such a beauty like you *flirts with u*
Martial: Hyyy nako kuya. -_-
To me if our sis gets married and have kids then thats okay for me. but he better fight me on a one on one battle. To prove if his worthy enough for our sister.Del: I agree. he better get through with us. Before he ask her hand in marriage.
• Do you guys prank o each other?
Philia: Of course
Martial: Dozens of times
Philia: Especially at kuya Del
Del: -_- I took revenge on them and I force them to kneel on salt
Martial: It was painful as hell
Philia: *nods*
Me: Well thats all the questions. If guys wanna ask them and me more questions just write in the comments below. ^^
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My CountryHumans - OneShots❤
Fiksi PenggemarWell what the heck! I freaking love countryhumans especially if it has my country on it. Philiippines! But this ones different than all the others. So get ready to see some of your fav Country Humans OTP with romance, drama, humor and some pictures...