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ASEAN Discovers Ships & A Dark ASEAN? AKA Their Older Siblings

I know there are some asian countries are not much of an alcoholic or its banned from their religion. Just pretend that they can still drink. Don't be offense remember this is a fanfic. And fanfics are FUN! 😂

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ASEAN discovers ships on CH and they decided to have a night out to forget everything.

Philippines: *reads some PhilippinesXCountry things* Hmm... Well. This is something *sees 18+ shiz* .... *blinks* 😳

Malaysia: Uhhh Philia 🤨

Philippines: 🤢 *inhales exhales, suddenly pukes* 🤮

Malaysia: 😑👏

Laos: What the hell, Phil! 😰

Indonesia: Wow, I didn't know you like 18+ shit, Philia. 😏

Philippines: 😑 Oh shush Nesia *wipes mouth* Bartender!

Bartender: Yes ma'am

Philippines: I would like a dose of cocktail bleach. Make it strong

Bartender: You got it, ma'am. *pulls out a giant bleach detergent, picks out some ingredients and as he performs some flairing* 😎

Vietnam: What the hecks, a cocktail bleach? 🤨

Malaysia: A new drink made by Phil.😐

Thailand: She create the drink. Just incase some of us, countries sees something disturbing. *drinks cocktail bleach one gulp* And her cocktails are super effective🙂

Vietnam: And what happened to you?🤨

Thailand: *drinks another* I discovered ships involving about me😐

Indonesia: And?😐

Thailand: It makes me sick *faints dramatically* I'd rather be with my hubby Swedy! 😭

Malaysia: *drinks bunga raya* Say where are Cambodia and Myanmar?😕

Brunei: 😑 *points at the back with Myanmar and Cambodia making out*

Myanmar: I love you~

Cambodia: I love you more~