My CountryHumans - OneShots❤

Random Quote Shits

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Nesia: I am the older sister! So you should listen to me when I tell you to go to bed early 😠

PKI: ("Since when are you the eldest?", Decided to play along) Oh I'm sorry. Its not my fault that you don't use a ladder or a stool to be taller, I can't hear you well and my back hurts from bending over so much to talk to you

Nesia: *kicks him in the crotch* You listen to me because I tell you that you listen to me

PKI: Accck! My children!

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Martial: Its my day off and why am I doing this shit? *looks at a hill* We are going down the hill with a sled. Most importantly this hill is so inclined!

Philia: Oh don't be so pessimistic, this will be fun!

Martial: This hill is so tall its like Cavanal Hill and Sierra Madre had an adopted child

Nesia: So what? Last time When we went down the streets of New York using a bicycle

Philia: We almost ran over one time

Martial: Could've done this on snow. But this one doesn't have a snow.

Philia: Edi pumunta ka ng Antarctica (Then go to the Antarctica)

Martial: Touche

Mallie: *in the sidelines, drinking milo* Atleast the hospital is near here

Martial: Real reassuring, babe 😑

Mallie: *laughs, slowly sips milo* Don't worry, sayang (dear). I will call the ambulance when I see things gone wrong.

Martial: What comfort 😒

Nesia: Well are you ready!?

Philia: Yes!

Martial: No

Nesia: On your marks?

Philia: Get set!

Martial:

Philia: *stares at him*

Martial: Go

~Elsewhere~

Del Pilar: *training some soldiers, not knowing the ridiculous things his siblings are doing*

PKI: *appears* Del, have you seen my sister?

Del Pilar: No I haven't seen her? *his phone rings* Huh? *checks to see who called him, his curious to see Mallie's number on the screen* Hello?

Mallie: Hello? 911? My friends and my boyfriend fell silently down the hill! They can't stop rolling and the hill is very very high

Del Pilar: Wait? What!?

Mallie: Wait Del? Oh shiz! Wrong number! *hangs up immediately and calls the emergency number*

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~A timeline where Martial is actually dead and only Philippines can see him~

Martial: Pip pip pia pia!

Philia: *annoyed* Ano?! *Was standing right behind Malaysia which jumped a little to see whats happening*

Martial: Tell Mallie that she's beautiful

Philia: No

Martial: tell her