My CountryHumans - OneShots❤

My CH Headcanons⭐

Everyone says Philippines is the most innocent Country. Actually underneath that naive and innocent face is actually not innocent at all. Half the people (except the SSHarem) know this but they keep it a secret since Philippines blackmailed them if they say a single word.

Del is a mom.

When shit goes down in the ASEAN, Singapore will be swearing alot.

Malaysia and Indonesia are blanket hogs.

Martial has the tendency of stealing the blankets and throwing them on the floor when he sleeps.

The female countries of ASEAN which are 🇵🇭🇲🇾🇮🇩🇱🇦🇻🇳 are flexible. *cough cough* Which give some bonus with they're partners 😏

Malaysia loves wearing Martial's shirts and hoodies. Martial is okay with this because she looks adorable in it.

PKI can't cook without burning the house down. So Indonesia has to do all the cooking.

Philippines constantly teases Martial about his crush until she gets chased around the house with a raging Martial holding an arnis stick.

All of Marsia kids have inherited their parents love of durians and leche flan.

Ever since the Coronavirus cases appear in the country, Philippines spends cleaning the whole house every SINGLE day and force all her brothers to bath thrice a day.

Malaysia loves milo. Period.

Martial Law loves puddings or leche flans.

MPaja hates sweets especially chocolate, his ok with the dark bitter ones. One time he drinks 'coffee' and almost gagged, he realized someone switch the coffee beans to chocolate powder. 30 mins later, he chase PKI around the house with a chainsaw not knowingly that Malaysia is the culprit.

MPaja loves coffee.

America likes to scare Philippines every year on Halloween night but the tropical country is the one that who ends up scaring him.

Russia and Philippines loves nice, long walks in the park. Mostly because it gives them alone time and eases all their troubles and worries.

One Christmas Eve, Martial places mistletoes all over the house just so he could get a kiss with Malaysia. But when he saw Japan near by Malaysia with the mistletoe, he quickly push the japanese away before Malaysia lands a kiss on him.

In the past when they were young, Martial and Philippines dare each other all the time, they dare each other to apply make up or jump ontop of the rooftop or doing ridiculous shits infront of the they're parents and big brother. One day, Philippines dare Martial to ask Katipunan to give him the Talk. It was the most embarrassing experience for them.

Del Pilar can be pervert sometimes, but he'll never disrespect a woman in some dirty way.

One Halloween night, Martial and Philippines swap clothes with face painting their flags and etc. It didn't go well with Martial being chased by the main SSHarem. And Philippines didn't help him.

Whenever Philippines gets depressed, she goes on top of the roof and curls up into a ball until Del Pilar gets her down.

In school, Martial and North Korea are that typical bad boys who is bad but actually smart.

Martial and North Korea are bestfriends and known as the "Chaotic Duo"

North Korea loves kimchi. OwO

Martial is the type of person who don't study but still have good grades and it pisses Philippines off.

During a one month ASEAN vacation, Myanmar is a morning person and wakes up too early and annoy the hell out of everyone's sleep.

North Korea secretly have a wonderful voice.

One time it was Halloween. Spain, Russia, Japan, America, South Korea and China request Philippines to give them the power of third eye to see mythical creatures. It wasn't they're best moments. There are rumors that one of them was taken to a therapy.

The day before Singapore and Malaysia's 'force' marriage. Martial sang "Wedding Dress" by the rooftop not knowingly that Philia and Del heard everything and cried.

The Korean brothers already made up after being trapped in a room by America's plan by the help of they're friends. After the Korean brothers made up, South Korea goes rage mode and chase Japan with a sword after finding out his big brother is no longer a virgin.

NKorea still hates Japan but his friends with Nekomi. During the Japanese Occupation she didn't do anything to him. Nekomi even helps bandage his wounds after being beaten down by Japan.

Indonesia has a secret room full of witchcraft and black magic. Only her older brother, Philippines and Malaysia knows this.

Indonesia loves to scare the Europeans with her black magic. Netherlands is always the first one she targets.

Everyone knows Malaysia doesn't swear but Martial proves them wrong after he scared her by surprise which earned him a hit by a durian.

One time, Philippines and Malaysia had a fight about which fruits are better. Durians or Mangoes. Poor Martial. He was in the middle of their fighting. They even interrogate him which fruits are better. Martial is having trouble about it. Its either he faces the wrath of his sister or his girlfriend.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thats all of the headcanons I can think of guys. I'd probably write a Part 2 in the future. Hope y'all like my version of headcanons of them. ☺️☺️☺️