Philippines Hate The SS Harem

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Spain: Hello, mi amor~ *puts a rose on her ear*

Philia: I hate you *grabs the rose and breaks it*

America: Oh hey mahal *hugs Phil*

Philia: *pushes America away* Eeewwww

Japan: Ohayo, Phil-cha

Philia: Stay away from me, you rapist

Sunshine Harem: *brokenhearted*

~Moments later~

Del: You dressed up as Philia didn't u?

Martial: *washing off the make up, and remove the wig* Don't tell her about this

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Oh Martial, I'm sure Philia will never know.

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