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Del: Martial! Philia! Its time for dinner *was about to open the door*

Philia: Aaaaah! Aray Kuya! It hurts!

Martial: Ikaw kasi ang kulit mo! Kaya tikman mo toh! (Your being annoying right now then taste this!

Del: *le gasp* Ano naman ang ginagawa ng dalawang yun?! (What are does two are doing?!)

Philia: Aaahh wag kuya! Tama na! Ahhhhh! (No kuya! Please stop!)

Martial : Oh heto pa!

Philia: Aaaaahh! Aray! Fuck you!

Del: *kicks the door open* Martial Law! Ano naman yang kabastosan ginawa mo sa kapatid mo! I'm not allowing incest in this family!

Del: O_O

~What Del saw is that Martial is twisting Philia's arm and she tries to pull his hair~

Martial: What the fuck are you talking about kuya???

Del: Uhhhh I thought that you and Phil are havin-!

Philia: Kuya! Plsss help me! Kuya Mar is twisting my arm! *pulls Martial's hair* Gag*! Let go of my arm!

Martial: Shit! I'll let go unless you let go of my hair!

Philia: Kuya Del! Help!

Del: Uhhh *slowly walks away* I pretend I didn't see anything.

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This happened to me with my bestfriend and my classmate thought we did "that". XD

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