My CountryHumans - OneShots❤

8 WAYS TO REJECT A GUY NICELY

💔DEFLECT HIS QUESTION💔

Philia: *walking in the sidewalk*

America: *hiding behind the tree, watching her*

Philia: *whistles*

America: *runs to her* Hey! So I spotted you from afar

Philia: *looks at him* No! You've been following me right?

America: *scoffs* Tsk. Following?

Philia: 🤨

America: Okay. Maybe I've been following you

Philia: 😐

America: So I was wondering. If I could get your number?

Philia: 😬 How about. You give me your number? ☺️

America: 🤩 = 🤨 Wait... You want my number?

Philia: Yeah *pulls out phone, gives the phone to him*

America: Oh okay *shrugs, types the number*

Click

Click

Click

Click

America: Done! Here you go! 😁 *gives phone back*

Philia: Ok 😀 *takes the phone then walks away*

America: Wait. When are you going to call call me?

Philia: Soon soon soon *tries to walk away*

America: Soon? 🤔

💔BE IN A HURRY TO LEAVE💔

America: 😲 Wait wait!

Philia: *annoyed, stares back at him with a smile*

America: So when are you going to give me call?

Philia: Soon! I need to rush for work *wants to get the heck out of here*

America: Hey I can give you a lift

Philia: I'm very very late. So I need a very very fast car for that

America: Alright! *Out of nowhere his riding a car*

Philia: Where the heck that car came from? 🤨

America: Hurry up! Get in. 😁

Philia: What? No 😕 *walks away*

America: 😲

💔CAREFULLY LIE💔

Philia: *sighs in frustration* Ok! You know what? I'm going to be honest.

America: Yeah. Be honest

Philia: I'm into girls

America: You're into girls?

Philia: Yep 😬

America: Hey. Me too! See? *pats Philia* Common interest

Philia: 😬

America: You want to talk about it, over lunch?

Philia: *groans in exasperation and walks away*

America: 🤨 What? *tries to catch up to her*

💔JUST BE DIRECT💔

Philia: Look! I'm really not interested 😑