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Bad Little Boy

~Watch the video from above, after reading this :3~

~After watching the video~

Fangirls: KYAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I LOVE YOU SPANISH EMPIRE/MARRY ME!/I WANT YOUR BABIES!/ AHHHHHHHHH!!!/MAHAL KITA!

Me: *watching the whole video* Damn imagine that was Spanish Empire's voice that would be so hot and husky 😍.

Fangirls: WE DON'T CARE THAT YOUR OLD!

Me: *chuckles* Sheeeessh you guys are so loud.

Fan: What if the Sunshine Harem saw the video?

Me: Hmm *thinking*

*after watching*

America: Damn Spain, I didn't know your dad can be that suave

Japan: *nods* Its a miracle he would pull off that stunt with Philia.

Spain: GRRRRR *clearly annoyed by his papi*

America: You know its funny that your dads get to have some points with our Sunshine while we don't *clearly jealous*

Japan: *remembering his father, Japanese Empire* True

Spain: Stupid anciano (oldman)

America: Imagine if Philia dates your father and they got married.

Spain: *imagines*

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Spanish Empire: You better marry her, my hijo *looks at Philia*

Spain: I'm trying padre

Spanish Empire: Either make her my daughter-in-law or she'll be your new mother

Spain: Dios mio, papi! O_O

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Spanish Empire: Hijo, I have an announcement for you

Spain: What is its, padre

Philia: *she appears* Hi Spain. *walks towards SE and hugs him*

Spain: What going on?

Spanish Empire: This time hijo. We will have a wedding and she will be your new madre. *kisses Philia in the cheek*

Spain: Qué! (〇_ｏ)

Philia: I promise I'll be a good madre to you Spain. *holds his cheek*

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Spain: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

America: What happened to him?

Japan: Baka, his imagining Philia being his mom

Meanwhile in Heaven~

KKK: *pulls SE's collar* I didn't know your into young girls. Especially at my daughter!

SE: *smirks* Ella es una hermosa, hija. Just like her mother~

KKK: Puta! *fire appears in his eyes*

~In the sidelines is Perla~

Perla: *sighs* Even in heaven their still fighting.

Fan: *raise hand* Hey what if the Spanish Empire is actually Spain's old flag. And the one Philia is dancing is actually Spain himself

Me: Hmmm weeeeeelll~

Spain: *kisses her hand* Your beautiful

Philia: *blushes* Salamat

~Somewhere in the bushes, are Del Pilar and Martial Law after hearing their baby sister is going on a romantic rendezvous with Spain they decided to spy on her, hoping that Spain wouldn't do something to her~

Spain: *holds her waist and pulls her closer* Philia there is something I want to tell you. As the moment I first lay my eyes on you

Philia: Spain...

Spain: I lov-!

~America and Japan appears~

America: *holding an atomic bomb*

Japan: *holding a katana*

[To be continued]
Pretend there was a jazz music playing. XD