Self-Defence

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-Version 1-

Philia: Okay, as self defence practice, I'll play as the mugger and you guys defend yourself!

America: Okay!

Russia: Sure.

Philia: HEY YOU!! GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!!

America: OHMIGOSH TAKE ME INSTEAD❤️

Philia:

Russia:

Russia: America, for the LAST time, that's not how you're supposed to-

-Version 2-

America: Okay, I'll play the mugger and you guys defend yourselves!

Philia: Okay!

Russia: Sure.

America: HEY YOU!! GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY OR DIE!!!

Philia: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Russia: Bold of you to assume I wanna live.

America: ....

-Version 3-

Russia: Welp, guess its my turn now.

Philia: Yup!

America: We're ready when you are!

Russia: *sigh* Fine. You asked for it.

Russia: I KNOW WHO YOUR CRUSHES ARE-

Philia and America: PLEASE TAKE ALL OUR MONEY

Russia: 8-)

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So which ones better the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd XD

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