Martial: Philip is that a hickey?
Philip: Oh there just mosquito bites *covers neck*
Martial: *calls Spain* Hello mosquito *triggered*
~20 minutes later~
Spain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FORGIVE ME MARTIAL!!!
Martial: WALANG HIYA KANG GAGO KA! SINO KA PRA BIGYAN NG CHIKININI ANG KAPATID KO!!! BWISIT KA!!! *keeps shooting Spain with a shotgun*
(HOW DARE YOU, ASSHOLE! WHO ARE YOU TO HAVE THE RIGHTS TO GIVE MY BROTHER A HICKEY. FUCK YOU!)Spain: Aaaahhhhhh LO SIENTO, LO SIENTO, LO SIENTO, MARTIAL! (Sorry!)
MARTIAL: BE GLAD IF MY BROTHER WAS HERE YOU'D BE DEAD BY THE END OF THE DAY! *throws a grenade at Spain*
Spain: What the f-!
*BOOM!*
Philip: Should we help him?
Indone: No way! This is to good to be true *pulls out a video camera*
Malay: *wearing shades*
America: *nods, wearing shades* Its like the 4th of July
Japan: *pulls out his sketchbook and draw the scene*
Spain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Martial: Come back here and REPENT!
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My CountryHumans - OneShots❤
FanfictionWell what the heck! I freaking love countryhumans especially if it has my country on it. Philiippines! But this ones different than all the others. So get ready to see some of your fav Country Humans OTP with romance, drama, humor and some pictures...