Mosquito

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Martial: Philip is that a hickey?

Philip: Oh there just mosquito bites *covers neck*

Martial: *calls Spain* Hello mosquito *triggered*

~20 minutes later~

Spain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FORGIVE ME MARTIAL!!!

Martial: WALANG HIYA KANG GAGO KA! SINO KA PRA BIGYAN NG CHIKININI ANG KAPATID KO!!! BWISIT KA!!! *keeps shooting Spain with a shotgun*
(HOW DARE YOU, ASSHOLE! WHO ARE YOU TO HAVE THE RIGHTS TO GIVE MY BROTHER A HICKEY. FUCK YOU!)

Spain: Aaaahhhhhh LO SIENTO, LO SIENTO, LO SIENTO, MARTIAL! (Sorry!)

MARTIAL: BE GLAD IF MY BROTHER WAS HERE YOU'D BE DEAD BY THE END OF THE DAY! *throws a grenade at Spain*

Spain: What the f-!

*BOOM!*

Philip: Should we help him?

Indone: No way! This is to good to be true *pulls out a video camera*

Malay: *wearing shades*

America: *nods, wearing shades* Its like the 4th of July

Japan: *pulls out his sketchbook and draw the scene*

Spain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Martial: Come back here and REPENT!

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