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Japan: So America, whats your kink?
America: Whats a kink?
~Everyone blush at this as Russia explained what a kink means~
Japan: And thats what a kink is.
America: Hmm... Oh well I don't know my kink is.
Japan: Oh okay
America: Maybe its pain?
Russia: *chokes on his vodka*
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Ukraine: My sister sings really good
Belarus: Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game. Oh baby, baby. Oops, you think I'm in love.That I'm sent from above. I'm not that innocent~
Russia: *crashes into a window* OK. WHO THE FUCK RUINED MY CHILD'S INNOCENCE!
Poland: *coughs*
Lithuania: *sweating, hides behind Poland*
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Russia: By the way you can speak Italian, right?
America: *smirks* Of course I can!
Russia: Tsk prove it!
America: *breaths in* PIZZA
Russia: Bruh
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Japan: *logging into his other account* Username or password incorrect?
Japan: WELL ATLEAST TELL ME WHICH ONE IS IT?!
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Martial: *laying on the floor and staring at pictures on the ceiling*
Philia: What are you doing?
Martial: *smiles with an adoring sigh* Stargazing
Philia: ....those are pictures of Malaysia?
Martial: I know. The moon is beautiful tonight.
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China: Hahaha gay, North?
NKorea: You wish
~later~
China: *sobbing to Hong Kong* He's not gay, Hong Kong 😢
Hong Kong: You know you're old right
China: *bitch slaps him*
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~After America took Philippines~
Spain: I miss Philippines
Mexico: Spain
Spain: *sighs* Philia used to call me that...
Mexico: That's because its your fucking name
Mexico: Seriously!? Are there any nicknames for this guy!
Spain: You're mean! No wonder Philia doesn't love you.
Mexico: You take that back!
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Martial: I picked up a chick today
Del: Nice~ whats her name?
Martial:
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My CountryHumans - OneShots❤
FanfictionWell what the heck! I freaking love countryhumans especially if it has my country on it. Philiippines! But this ones different than all the others. So get ready to see some of your fav Country Humans OTP with romance, drama, humor and some pictures...
