The Owl House x male reader (harem)

Covention

[Open on Eda's Human Collectibles stand. She is dusting the table, looking bored, while is reading the first Azura book to King. Cut to the pages of the book, showing Azura facing off against Hecate.]

Luz: Emboldened by the dishonor Hecate had shown, Azura lifted her staff to the cotton-candy skies and shouted, "I challenge you to a Duel!" And look! I drew a flip book. [Flips between two pages.] Pew, pew, pew!

King: Show me the picture. [Peeking over the top of the book.]

Luz: What?

King: Show me the picture! [Luz does.] Hah! I can draw better than that. You know, they once called me the King of Artists.

Y/N: I seriously doubt that 

Luz: Wait. I thought you were the King of demons. Are you just making this up now?

King: Doesn't matter. What's important is that my followers would leave me offerings in fear of me!

Luz: Well, I can offer you more of this tantalizing book.

Eda: Ugh! Please stop reading that. Its flowery language is an insult to witches and driving away all of our serious customers!

Luz: Um, Eda? [Zoom out to the empty street.] What customers? There aren't even any other stands around. What's going on?

Eda: This is a bad omen. There must be something horrible happening today.

Gus: Luz! Y/n! [Him and Willow run up to the stand.] Something amazing is happening today!

Luz: Gus, Willow! Hey!

Y/N: Sup you guys

Willow: Hey Y/n [she blushes buts shake sit of two Holds up a flier.] It's the annual convention! Student witches get to see all the before they're placed in one. There's even a mystery guest this year!

Luz: A job fair for witches! Eda, can we go?

Eda: Absolutely not.

[Luz groans and drops to the ground as Y/n pats her head.]

Eda: I never joined a for a reason. Sure, it's like a fun club for witches, but you're also giving up your independence to be part of a crooked system.

Willow: Mmm. [Drops the flier.]

Eda: Eh, but, you know, no judgment. In any case, I haven't been to one since we were girls.

Luz/Y/n: "We"?

Eda: I—the—I mean—

Luz: [Pops back up.] Who's "we"? You have a mysterious past! Now we gotta go!

Eda: No.

Luz: Okay. Then you leave me no choice. King

King: [Grabs the book.] "You shall not shan't doeth no more harm," Azura callethed out... [Continues reading.]

Eda: So flowery, so awful.

[Eda walks away, opening the and stepping through it.]

King: "Hecate could only screech, screech as did she, for the screeching did worseneth."

[Luz tosses King through the portal as it closes. It opens a second later, Eda coming back through with King sitting on her head.]

Eda: Stop it! Stop it! I will literally do anything to stop this!