Once Upon a Swap

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[Open on 's stand in the market. King is jumping on the table, trying to grab a flag hanging above him.]

King: Weh! [Falls off the table.] Stupid flag!

[ Luz walks in carrying a ladder and a wooden sign as y/n follows her.]

Luz: It's been a little slow around here, but I've got just the thing to attract customers.

Y/n: I don't know Luz me personally I prefer the solitude like my old places

Luz: Babe your old places was a half-destroyed house in the middle of the wood you didn't even have power or running water

Y/n: What can I say I don't need mush

[She puts the wooden sign on top of the "HUMAN COLLECTABLES" sign and taps it, activating the light glyphs carved into it.]

Luz: And who doesn't like their name in lights?

[Fully illuminated, a winking face of Eda appears.]

Luz: Is it too subtle?

: Does subtle mean ugly?

[Kristin, Jordan, and Kathryn are standing at the stand.]

Y/n: Oh great you guys 

Luz: Hi, see anything you like?

Kathryn: Ew! No. I'm just here to take an ironic next to your weird flashing trash sign.

[She summons her scroll and takes several pictures.]

Luz: It's not funny,

Kathryn: What are you going to do? Spit your venom on me?

King: You have venom? Quick, Luz, start melting faces!

Luz: [Kneels down.] Even if I could, it's not worth it. You wouldn't understand how to handle teens like her.

King: [Grabs her hood.] No, I'll show you what to do. [Grunts, jumps onto the table.] You will tremble before me!

Y/n: This adda be good 

[The three teens stare at him.]

Kathryn: Oh, he's so cute!

[She hugs King and summons her scroll, taking a picture with a filter.]

King: Weh! [Shoves her face.]

Kathryn: How much? I have to own him.

King: [Frees himself.] You couldn't afford me, sister!

All: Aw!

King: That's the incorrect reaction!

Eda: [Sniffs.] I smell an easy mark. [Jumps out of the tent.] Hey, kid! Can I offer you the latest fashions from... [ dresses herself in horribly clashing clothes.] the human realm ?

Kathryn: Yeah, no.

[Jordan and the Kristin laugh as the three of them leave.]

Eda: Well, [Returns to her normal outfit.] I hate her.

Y/n: You're not alone 

Luz: Yeah, teens can be sour, but I'm a little sweetie.

Y/n: In more ways than one [smirks]

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