The Owl House x male reader (harem)

Lost in Language

Open on the Owl house living room, where Luz is reading from 5 The Good Witch Azura 5 to King.]

Luz: "Azura," Hecate began. "Our paths have crossed only in battle. But today I stand before you seeking an ally." [Sighs.]

Y/n: What's wrong babe

King: Yea you're getting all swoony again.

Luz: I can't help it. Azura is able to befriend everyone. Even her biggest rival. I wish I had that kind of power.

King: Rivals are meant to be annihilated, not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.

Y/n: He's right Luz rival are ment to challenge you to make you stronger

Luz: What about love rivals?

Y/n: Dose are a different story all together

Luz: Okay. Suddenly the door swung open.

: [Swings the door open.] Ding-dong. Ding. Hoot! Hoot!

King: The book has come to life! Burn it!

[Luz goes to the door and finds a basket.]

Luz: Hmm?

[Cut to the kitchen.]

Luz: Eda, you got a package. It looks like a gift basket.

Eda: Probably an offering. Ah! Being the most powerful in the has its perks.

Y/n: Ore it could be a trap like a bomb

Luz: oh, don't be over dramatic It's probably a gif banquet

[King, a bib now tied on, grunts as he pulls a blanket off the top of the basket, revealing a snoring baby bat.]

King: [Rubbing his paws together.] Mm. Fresh meat.

Luz: No, not eating that.

Eda: Witches eating babies is so 1693. What is this?

Y/n: They what now?

King: There's a note. [Grabs it.] Take care of my child till morning. Yi Yi Bat Queen.

Eda: Nope. Babies are awful. Not happening.

Luz: What are you talking about there so adorable Y/n can we have one

Y/n: When your older

King: "You will be handsomely rewarded. X-O-X-O-X-O-X. Bat Queen."

Eda: Bat Queen?

[King pulls a few out of the basket. Eda's eyes widen.]

Eda: Reward?

Luz: Who's the Bat Queen?

[King sniffs the snails.]

Eda: She's the wealthiest on the Boiling Isles. Get in with her and you're set for life. [Takes one of the snails.] So, we keep this thing alive for a few hours and we get paid. Pfft. Easy.

Luz: Our greatest adventure yet! Learning about love and life through a child's eyes.

Eda: Not you. You have to return the books I checked out from the Library.

Y/n: Good Idea maybe we can find out what these markings are their

[Eda summons a pile of books, which Luz catches.]