The Owl House x male reader (harem)

Escape of the Palisman

[Open on a slayground in the middle of Bonesborough . Several baby-track students are there. A sign at the front gate reads "THE SLAYGROUND funded by the Bonesborough department of parks & wreck". Cut to a sign above a bench that reads "ALL BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTERS MUST BE LEASHED".Eda, Y/n and Luz are sitting on a bench under the sign.]

Luz: [Visibly nervous.] What if gets hurt? What if the kids are mean to him? [Gasps.] My parental instincts are freaking out, man.

Y/n: Since when do you have dose

Luz: well, I have to get practices in for the future

Eda: He's fine. Look at him.

[Cut to King trying to climb the slide.]

Luz: It does look like he's having fun.

[King grunts.]

Luz: Aw. I wonder what cute little game he's playing.

Y/n: Probable something stupid

King: Stand back, cretins. [Grunting as he reaches the top.] Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow!

Kids: [Share a look.] Okay.

[One does a handstand while the other does a backbend.]

King: Yes, appease your master.

: This isn't for standing, it's for sliding. You try. [Shoves him.]

King: Whoa, whoa! [Screams, grunts.] Eda! [Runs to his friends, clings to Luz's leg.] That monster took my throne.

Eda: You mean the baby?

King: No, the usurper. I want you to go over there and blow him up. Kaboom!

Usurper: [Riding a spring rider.] Kaboom!

Eda: [Unscrews from her staff.] Yeah, I'm not using Owlbert to blow up a five-year-old.

Y/n: Plus that's sad

[Owlbert hoots.]

Eda: He's got better things to do. Like this... [Pets him.]

[Owlbert warbles.]

Luz: Aw, what a sweetie. How did you get him?

Eda: Get? I made Owlbert from the .

Owlbert: [Hops onto Eda's hand, hoots.]

Eda: Oh, he's my palismen and we're bonded for life. [Owlbert hops to her shoulder, nuzzling her cheek.] I'd annihilate anyone who'd hurt him.

King: Fine. Don't help. Revenge will taste all the sweeter if they fall by my hand alone. [Laughs.]

Usurper: [Shoves King over.] Tag, you're it! [Laughs and runs off.]

Eda: Oh, man. Here we go. King's squeak of rage.

King: [Stands.] Nyeh... nyeh... [Squeals while wriggling and punching on the air, pauses, then continues squealing as he charges after his rival.]

Eda: [Laughs.] He is like a little teakettle. [Snorts.]

[Owlbert scratches at his face.]