[Open on the owl house living room. Luz is reading a pamphlet about hexside , labeled "Hexside Facts and Trivia". It has a picture of Main Bump on the back along with his quote, "Education is the real magic."]
Luz: King, listen to this!
King: [Laying on Luz's stomach.] Hey! Less ready, more scratchy!
Luz: [Sits up.] Sorry! Now that I'll be a student at Hexside, I wanna learn all about it! I've got a new crush, and her name is Education!
[Y/n enter the room wearing a apron and a pan with food on he's hand]
Y/n: so you're cheating on me [dramatically hold he's chest] I thought you loved me
Luz: [smiles] says the one with a harem.
King: what's a harem?
Y/n/Luz:don't worry about it
King: Nyah! [Bites off a piece of the pamphlet.]
: [Kicks the front door open.] Hey, freeloaders! Guess what today is?
Luz: Is it your birthday?
King: Is it my birthday?
: It's my birthday!
Eda: No! [Closes front door.] It's Human Treasure Day!
[Eda tosses the Portal Door into the air. It unfolds and opens. Owlbert flies through, dragging a giant sack. The sack tears when he flips it onto the floor, revealing a pile of human garbage. The door closes.]
Eda: [Hops onto the pile.] Ahh, fresh garbage.
King: Ooo, gimme, gimme, gimme! [Pulls out a teddy bear.] Yes! Another worthy addition to my army of terror!
New Guy: I love cuddles and kisses!
King: Truly horrifying!
Eda: [To Luz, who's still reading and Y/n who just put a plate of food Infront of Luz.] Yo, kids. Your trash pile's getting cold. While mine's getting hot! [Pulls out a wire clothes hangar.] I have never seen such an extravagant earring.
Y/n: [takes out he's apron] no thanks I still have the trash pile from last time [points to the corner of the room where we see a trash pile]
Luz: You can have my trash. [starts to eat the breakfast that Y/n made for her without looking] Whoa! Did you know that Hexside was built on the bones of its rival school? One it literally conquered!
[Luz shows off the pamphlet, showing a picture of a much younger Principal Bump standing on various rival students, being cheered on by fellow Hexside students. The school burns behind them.]
Eda: [Now wearing two clothing hangars as earrings and looking in a mirror.] Yes, I know all these things, I went there. It was the most harrowing period of my life. [To her reflection.] Oh, hello.
Luz: Can you imagine it! Me, in the halls of Hexside, studying with Willow, Boscha and Gus and—maybe even ! Amity! Oh cramity! We're supposed to meet so I can get my Azura book back! come on Y/n [Runs out dragging with her, slams door; reopens door.] I love you guys!
Hooty: And I love you, Lu—!
[Luz slams the door again.]
Hooty: Aaah!
Eda: Eh, who needs her?
King: Yeah! This bear could be our new Luz.
New Guy: Being without you is just unbearable.
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The Owl House x male reader (harem)
AdventureThe Boiling isles home to monsters, Wiches and most importantly demons. follow the adventures of luz the human and her boyfriend y/n as they explore the isles get to adventures find riches and uncover a mystery about the boiling isle I'm not very g...
