When I look at myself in the mirror, usually in the mornings, I take a good look and remember how much of a dick I am.
So I take a few sheets of toilet paper and dab the top of my head with it.
If I'm going to be a dick I might as well be a clean one.
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Don't Gotta Be Drunk to Say It
Non-FictionFrom school to writing, friends to relationships, heck even TV shows to plays, you'll be tuned into anything that pisses me off and perhaps we'll have some common ticks! This is opinion-based book and therefore might be offensive. Read with caution!
