Don't Gotta Be Drunk to Say It

Sip 4: Okay. So. My Campus, Guys.

My school campus makes me want to blow my brains out. 

First of all you have to know how my school works. 

I go to a Middle College school. There are such things as Early Colleges and Middle Colleges. I think in an Early College program you can only achieve college credits by doing college classes, whereas in a Middle College you can actually recieve up to an Associates Degree. The special thing about these two programs is that they are types of high schools (secondary schooling is another term for high school basically). Yes that's right folks! You can graduate high school with college credits or a college degree! 

So anyway, I'm in a Middle College (def not giving the name of it because nope). Another differnce between Early and Middle College that's important for the sake of this chapter's existence is the fact that Middle Colleges are almost always on a college campus. MIDDLE COLLEGES ARE ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS. 

Our college host hates us, and by us I mean the Middle College (high school. these two things are interchangable so if I say one I automatically do mean the other fyi).

So, because a Middle College is located on the campus of the college, stick with me here guys I know it's getting tedious, since it's located on a college campus if the college decided one year they have had enough of our school they could literally just stop hosting us and that Middle College would cease to exist.

Which might happen to our school if we keep getting dumb-arse kids who come up in the school with this Middle School-type behavior. 

First of all, our college hates us. Did I mention that? If one of us were to like trip and stumble into a college teacher that teacher would literally yell bloody murder. I'm not even kidding you. 

We have to walk on eggshells because the college is just waiting for us to trip up so they can find reasons for us to have all our priveledges taken away. Understand that the high school has to go by all the college rules because we're on their campus and we're "guests". When we had clubs we couldn't even call them clubs because the college was just like "No, you can't call the clubs because we don't want you to. If you call them clubs you're gonna be in big trouble." So we had to call our clubs activties. What the eff is that? Like, what? They were like, "We already have clubs on campus so if you call your clubs clubs then it'll cause the college students to be confused about which clubs they can join." I'm pretty sure if we just label MIDDLE COLLEGE HIGH SCHOOLER'S CLUB then the college students should get the jist. Even then so, all the fliers will most likely only be in the high school building.

Yes, we have a little building on campus that is just for us (not really, two college classes are held in there and we have to walk on our tiptoes when they're in session). 

Anyway, the college is always looking for reasons to take away our privileges. But of course there are always the people you have in a group that completely justify the BS your opposer is coming up with.

There are kids in our school who totally make it easy for the college students to pinpoint the high schoolers and that decide it's the prime time to show their butts and get us all in trouble.

Okay so I have the perfect example of that. The high school and the college don't necessarily have the same schedule. The college usually ends summer break later than the high school does and as a result sometimes it's just the high schoolers on campus while all the college students are gone. So. These freaking lowerclassmen idiots decided that would be the best time to mess up the buttons on the elevator. HELLO! We're the only ones on campus at the moment so don't you think the college officials are going to know that Middle College students are the ones that crapped up the buttons?

And then guess what happened? We're permentently banned from using the elevators anywhere on campus. I of course don't abide by this rule because I look like a college student and the only way they can enforce the law is if you clearly look like a pubescent dweeb. But it's still just like, why would you do that kind of crap if you know the college already hates us? They literally gave the college one more reason on their little uppity list to count us down until detonation. 

Seriously, if we're "loud" in the hallways about 6 college teachers will report it and then the college liaison will tell our principal "Hey they're thinking about cutting your class transition time because you're being too loud." But then there are those stupid, childish high schoolers that are actually running and screaming down the halls like they're on a recess blacktop, giving the college teachers justification. 

It's total tomfoolery and I'm over it and the lowerclassmen who don't fully realize they're about to be paying college tuition.