And as I lay there dying, my body turning numb, rigid and cold, my mortal enemy looked me in the eyes. A sinister smirk plastered on his face as he pointed the gun toward my face. My body gave one last jerk, a feeble attempt at saving myself.
"Oh and you can tell Peter who sent you." He cocked the gun swiftly, "Rintintin Powerstorm." He said haughtily.
I cocked my head at him before a silly smile up turned my cracked lips. "Wh-what?" I croaked.
He grew angry, "Don't laugh!" He yelled before pulling the trigger.
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Now how exactly does the author expect me to take the story seriously when his last name is Powerstorm and his first name is Rintintin?
I come across so many stories that just have the dumbest names! And it's when the person is trying to be creative a little too much. Now with fantasy, sci-fi and other things like that I'm not so quick to judge but a high school romance? A high school romance and his name it File Brightness? Jimmy Candleburner? Roseannashmana Jones? Uniquety Originalis? Or something weird like that? Smite me.
People get really crappy with vampires and werewolves too. It's like those two subjects have their own stereotypical names.
Vampire: Something regal sounding with a surname that hints to its specie.
Werewolf: Something unique yet slightly country sounding with a surname that is semi-regular but a little nature-y.
Sometimes I go so long without seeing a "normal name" that I cry tears of joy. "OH GOD YESS. HIS NAME IS TONY SMITH!! HALLELUJAH PRAISE BE!!"
God.
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Non-FictionFrom school to writing, friends to relationships, heck even TV shows to plays, you'll be tuned into anything that pisses me off and perhaps we'll have some common ticks! This is opinion-based book and therefore might be offensive. Read with caution!
