One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 8

Luffy: I'm starving!

You: Nice to meet you starving I'm da-

Zoro held a sword to your throat.

You: Okay! Damn!

He sheathed his sword.

Zoro: Y/N, don't you think it's strange that you guys can't navigate.

You: A little bit.

Luffy: Drifting has worked pretty well for us. What about you? Aren't you supposed to be the terror of the seas?

Zoro: I followed a pirate I was after out to sea. But I couldn't find my way back to my village. So I made the best of things and hunted for pirates in that area. I had to earn money somehow...

You: Damn, so you got lost, huh?

Zoro: You don't have to put it like that!

You: Still, I think we should have a navigator or something. You two would get lost easily, and I would barely be better.

Luffy: Ooh ooh and a cook and a musician too.

Zoro: We can worry about those later!

You looked up to the sky like anime characters do.

You: Oh look! A bird!

Luffy: You're right! And it looks big too! Let's eat it!

Zoro: And how are you gonna d--

Luffy: Gum-Gum Rocket!!

The bird chomped on Luffy's head.

Luffy: AAAAAAAAAAA! HELP!

Zoro: You idiot!!!

You: HOw the hell?!

Zoro began speed rowing the boat toward where the bird was taking Luffy.

Drowning Man 1: It's a ship! Hey wait!

Drowning Man 2: Ahoy!!

Zoro: Shipwreck survivors?! At a time like this!!?

You: I got this!

You stuck your arms out.

Zoro: I can't stop!!

You: Just grab my arm and climb in!!

Drowning Man 3: What'd they say?

As you sped past them, two of them grabbed your arm. There was one left behind. 

You: Shit!

You ran and barely grabbed the last one by the head.

Drowning Man 2: What kind of people are you?

Drowning Man/Pirate 1: Hey! Stop the ship! We're pirates of Buggy the Clown!

You: Okay... Cool.

You bitch slapped all of them, giving them bruises and making them shut up.

Buggy Pirate 3: Sorry sir hehe.

Zoro: You jokers made us lose our friend.

Buggy Pirate 2: Keep rowing. If there's land nearby, he'll get there.

You: So how'd you guys end up in the ocean?

 Buggy Pirate 1: Right, I'll tell you.

Buggy Pirate 2: It was that woman!

Buggy Pirate 1: It was all her fault.

Buggy Pirate 3: She was a real looker though!

You grabbed his shoulders.