Luffy: Robbing pirates?
Nami: That's right! I steal treasure from pirates! Together we could make a fortune!
Lufft turned and walked away.
Luffy: I don't want to team up with me.
Nami jumped from the ledge.
Nami: Hey, wait! Why'd you get mad when that guy touched your hat? Is it valuable?
Luffy: This hat is my treasure.
Nami: Treasure, huh? Do you keep jewels hidden in it? Or a treasure map?
Luffy: Leave me alone. I've got things to do.
On the roof of a tavern...
Buggy: You still haven't caught that thief!?
Buggy Pirate: We're still searching for her, Captain Buggy.
Buggy: This is inexcusable!!! How could you let a map of the grand line get stolen!? And just when we were about to go there and raise some hell!
Buggy Pirate: Well you see, captain... Somehow the key to the lock room got left in the lock. Only the robber knows--
Buggy: What did you say!? Rubber Nose??
Buggy threw a couple of objects at the pirate.
Buggy: Does my nose look funny to you? Does it look fake?
Buggy Pirate: Nono... I-It's a mistake... I meant the thief!
Buggy: So now it's a steak? It looks like beef?? For this, you die!!
Buggy Pirate: Cap'n wait!! I never said--
He used his devil fruit power to lift the pirate of the ground and choke him.
Buggy: Ready cannon...
Buggy Pirate: Spare me!!!
Buggy: Blast him to pieces!!
He was indeed blasted to pieces by the cannon.
Buggy: Get me my map! And take everything of value from this town!
Buggy Pirates: Aye aye, sir!
In a house, away from Buggy...
Nami: Weird. So you lost you crew at sea? How big is your crew?
Luffy: Just two other guys. Is this your house?
Nami: No. My work keeps me on the move. I don't know whose house it is. The town is practically deserted. Everyone stays away from the tavern. That's where Buggy is.
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One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad
FanfictionBasically the title. Also, you get bitches.