On the roof of the tavern...
Buggy: The map of the Grand Line is mine again!! And we have a new crewmate!! Everything is going our way!! Everybody, raise a glass! Live it up men! Here's to our next conquest!
Buggy Pirates: Hooray!!
Buggy: Nami!! Are you knocking 'em back!?
Nami: Aye aye, Cap'n Buggy!!
Nami raised her 3rd glass of beer.
Buggy Pirate: Time for a drinking contest, new girl!!
Nami downed her drink faster than anyone else
Nami: I win!
The pirate passed out on the floor. Everyone cheered.
Nami: Heh heh... Nobody can out drink me! At this rate, they'll all pass out soon. Then their treasure will be all mine. Pirates are such easy prey!
Luffy was biting the bars in his cage.
Luffy: Looks like their having fun. That's what pirates are supposed to do!
Nami walked over to Luffy's cage.
Nami: How ya doin', "boss?"
Luffy: Let me outta here! And get me something to eat! I'm starving!
Nami fed him a piece of food.
Luffy: Mmm! You're not so bad. Maybe I'll let you join my crew after all!
Nami: Don't you realize what's going to happen to you? Their probably gonna sell you off somewhere! But hey, if my plan works, maybe I'll give you the key. I mean, you don't seem so bad... for a pirate.
Luffy: Let me out! NOW!
Buggy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You picked the wrong partner kid!!
Luffy: Partner? She's not my partner!
Buggy: Not anymore, eh? Can't blame you! She betrayed you after all! Your punishment will be severe! I've already decided what your fate shall be!
Luffy: Are you going to let me go?
Buggy: That's right! I'm going to let you g-- Of course I'm not going to let you go!! Load the special Buggy Balls!!!
Buggy Pirates: HOORAY!!
Buggy Pirate: Buggy Ball ready, Cap'n!
Buggy: Very well! Now for a demonstration of power!
They loaded the cannon and aimed it at a couple of houses. They fired, destroying a whole row of houses. Nami and Luffy stared in horror.
Buggy: With these Buggy Balls and the powers I've got, I'll rule the Grand Line!!
He looked at Nami.
Buggy: Now it's your turn, girlie!! Prove your loyalty by blowing your boss to pieces with the Buggy Ball! Show me you're ruthless enough to help me take over the world!!
Nami: Y-you want me to... k-kill him? T-that's okay Captain! I don't need to do that...
She began to sweat nervously.
Nami: Hey, let's just drink some more instead!? Let's just forget about that loser!
Buggy: DO IT.
Buggy Pirates: Do it now!! Blow him to pieces!!
Nami: Oh no... What should I do? If I don't kill him, they'll kill me! He's just a no good pirate, but... if I murder him in cold blood, I'll be no better!
Buggy: Nami!! Stop stalling and light the cannon!
Luffy: That's what you get... for going against pirates unprepared.
Nami: Unprepared!? You mean like not being able to kill someone like it's nothing? Is that what "prepared" means to a pirate?
Luffy: No. It means being prepared to risk your own life!
Buggy Pirates: Quit stalling!!
Buggy Pirate: What's the matter new girl!? Don't know how to fire a cannon?
Nami reached down to her leg strap with rods in the holsters.
Buggy Pirate: It's easy. Just put the flame to the fuse and--
Nami quickly connected the rods to form a staff and knocked the pirate down with it.
Buggy Pirates: Huh?
Nami: Damn. Couldn't help myself.
Buggy: Traitor!! And after I welcomed you into my crew!!
Luffy: Whoa! Are you going to save me after all?
Nami: Don't be stupid!! I'm just not going to become a low down murderer like all of you!!
She cluthched her staff tightly.
Nami: You pirates took something dear to me... I'll never become what I hate!!
Buggy Pirates: The fuse is lit!!
Buggy: Little girl!! You tried to make a fool of me!! For this, you die!!
Luffy: Shit! I'll be blown to bits!!
Some pirates ran toward Nami.
Buggy Pirates: Die!!!
Nami swung at them, but missed. She suddenly dropped her staff and grabbed the fuse for the cannon, burning her hand in the process.
Nami: AGGH!!
Buggy Pirates: Yarr!
You: Hell no!!
You grabbed two of them and choked them. Zoro stopped the other two with his sheathed sword.
Luffy: Y/N!! Zoro!!
You: Are you okay?
You picked her up bridal style.
Nami: No, I'm okay... but are you? Your nose is bleeding a little.
You: What? No, I'm fine!
Nami: Good... NOW LET ME DOWN!!
You: Okay! Sorry.
You let her down back to her feet.
Luffy: Phew! I'm glad you guys found me! Now let me outta here!
Zoro: Always goofing off... First, you fly off with a bird and now, you're playing in a cage.
You: By the way, gorgeous... what you did was kinda brave and frankly, it was extremely hot (please don't kill me!)
Nami slapped you on the cheek.
Nami: I don't care!!
Buggy Pirate: Hey, wait a minute. Did he say Zoro? What's Zoro the Pirate Hunter doing talking to him?
Buggy: So you're Roronoa Zoro, eh? You must have come to capture me!
Zoro: I gave up pirate hunting. I have no interest in you.
You: Maybe if your bounty was a big as your nose, maybe he would!!
Nami: Sick burn, brah!
You fist-bumped her.
Buggy: Well I'm interested in killing you, Roronoa Zoro.
Buggy Pirates: Get 'im Captain! Cut him to pieces!!
Buggy: Give me all you've got, Pirate Hunter.
Zoro: You asked for it!
Zoro quickly sliced Buggy into three pieces.
You: Nice!
Nami: No way...
Buggy Pirates: Heh heh...
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One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad
FanfictionBasically the title. Also, you get bitches.
