One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 22

Luffy: You fixed it!!

Nami had sewed Luffy's hat together.

You: Wow, you'll be handy Ms. Housewife.

She punched you in the nose.

Nami: Don't you ever call me that again, got it!?

You: Okay okay damn!

Luffy: I'm starving! Y/N make some meat!

You: That's not how my power works!

Zoro: I'm hungry too! Nami, give us some of your rations!

Nami: What's wrong with you guys? How do you not have drinks or food?

Luffy: Hey! I see something!

You: Oh yeah! An island! Let's go!

Nami: Don't! It looks uninhabited!

Luffy had already started rowing toward the island. You grabbed a gun you had conjured previously.

You: Alright! Let's get some food!

Nami: Oh lord...

Luffy: Hey, maybe we can find another crewmate!

You: That'd be cool!

And so, you arrived on the island...

Nami: Told you guys it was deserted, you're not gonna find a crewmate here!

You: Meh! I'm gonna get us some more food!

You started picking apples n shit from nearby trees.

Luffy: Hey! Zoro, get over here!

You: He's asleep! Better let him rest so he can heal!

Luffy: Good! Let's go!

You: Okay!

Nami: Where are you going exactly?

Luffy: Deep in the forest! There could be some people in there!

Nami: People, no. Hungry monsters, maybe.

You: We'll be fine! We just beat a clown and those things are the biggest monsters of all!

Just then, a weird dog-chicken hybrid passed by.

Chicken-dog: *cluck cluck*

You: What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is that shit!?

Luffy grabbed what appeared to be a snake-rabbit hybrid.

Snake-rabbit: *hisssss*

You grabbed the snake and threw it as far as possible.

You: What is up with this place?

???: Do not come any further!!

Luffy: Huh? Who said that?

You: Who are you? Get out here now!

???: I am the guardian of the forest!!

Nami: Guardian of the forest?

???: That's right! If you value your lives, you'll leave now!

You: But I'm hungry!

???: What are you? Pirates?

Luffy: That's right!

???: Don't you dare take another step into this forest! If you do, you run the risk of having your body dismembered!

You: Well, I don't want that so... you should leave before someone gets hurt!