One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 13

You and Luffy got back up from being launched through a building.

Boodle: Hey! You're alive!!

Nami: How could you survive that!?

Luffy: No big deal.

You: It didn't hurt really.

Nami: But how!? Your bodies demolish a building and you two barely have a scratch!? That's crazy!

You: I'm fine with crazy. Besides, we are just built like that.

Boodle: Why come to this town anyway? Why take on pirates?

Luffy: I just figured out why. I'm after a map of the Grand Line and a navigator!

You: Good thing we found HER! It gives me even more reason to beat these clowns!

At the pet food store...

Chouchou: Ruff! Ruff!

Mohji: What's with this dog? Does he really think that he can stop us from entering that store? You little mutt...

Richie: Grrrrrrr!

Chouchou: Ruff! Ruff!

Richie swatted Chouchou, making him bleed profusely. Richie began to walk into the store. Chouchou, with his warrior spirit, jumped and bit Richie's leg. Richie threw Chouchou against the wall. Chouchou stood back up.

Chouchou: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

Mohji: My oh my...You don't know when to give up do you? Is your favorite food in there, doggy?

Back where you and Luffy are...

Luffy: We're going to look for Zoro. 

You: We'd better find him before the furry does.

Boodle: Don't talk crazy! Next time, that lion will eat you both alive

A couple of yards from the pet food store...

Richie was walking with a box of pet food in his mouth

Mohji: That stubborn dog bit my arm... I'm bleeding! What kind of fool would pit a dog against me?

At the pet food store...

You and Luffy turned the corner. 

Chouchou: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

A building was burning down. It was the pet food store.

Chouchou: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

You saw Mohji and Richie walking toward you.

Mohji: You!! Didn't I just deal with you!? You should be dead!!

You: It'll take more than one little swipe from your pussy cat to kill us!

Mohji: That hit must've scrambled your brains... You'd have to be crazy to tangle with me again! Richie! Bite their heads off.

You: Now, Luffy! Let's do it!

Luffy: Okay!

Luffy stretched and twisted his arms into a spiral, reaching for the duo.

Mohji: What're you doing to your arms!? How can you-!?

Luffy grabbed Richie's cheeks. He began to throw and slam Richie while his arms unwinded causing the lion to be in a death spiral.

Luffy: Gum-Gum...!!

Luffy slammed Richie down on top of you.

You: Finger Stab...!!

You stabbed Richie in the stomach like you did to Alvida.

You and Luffy: Gavel!!

Mohji: Richie!! What are you, you freaks!?

You: That's what you get for messing with a dog while I'm in town!

Mohji: Okay! Okay! I'll give you all the gold you want! Just please let me apologize and let me go! Alive!

You: It's too late for apologies! That's not going to save you now! The only thing you could do now is give us your gold so your death isn't the most gruesome one possible, courtesy of me and my captain! But you'll do more than that! You have to pay for the repairs to the store! Then, and only then, will you merely escape death! Next time we see you, you'd better have that gold ready! Luffy, give him a taste of what's to come!

Luffy stretched his arm out reaching for Mohji.

Luffy: Take this!

Mohji: AAAAAAH! NOOO! PLEEEASE!

Luffy punched him square in the face, knocking him out.

Back with Nami, Boodle, and Chouchou...

Nami: Pirates!! They're all the same!! They take away what's most precious and laugh!!

You: Good news! We just dealt with the furry! He's gonna give us some gold and help repair the shop however he can!

Nami: You're still alive? I was honestly hoping that the lion would eat you guys! I oughta kill you right now before you build an entire crew and pillage some town!!

Boodle was the only thing holding her back from killing you.

Boodle: Now, simmer down.

Luffy walked over to Chouchou and sat down. Luffy placed a box a pet food in front of Chouchou.

Luffy: That's all I could save for you, boy! The rest either got eaten or burned.

You: I got a couple too! 

You placed them by the dog.

You: It sucks that we weren't there to stop this place from being burnt down. Sorry, buddy.

Nami: They did all of that...for the dog's sake!

Luffy: You did good! I know you fought well! I didn't get to see you in action...but I know you did good!

After a bit,  you created bandages. You wrapped Chouchou up.

You: That should stop your bleeding. You are one fucking brave dog.

Chouchou: Ruff!

Luffy: Thanks! Good luck to you too!

You: Since when do you speak dog?

At the tavern...

Buggy: Mohji was defeated!?

Buggy Pirate: That's right cap'n

Buggy: Ready my special Buggy Balls!! Teatime's over kiddies!! We're going to light up this town 'til there's nothing left!!