Buggy: ARGGH!!
Luffy: Damn you, bastard! You ruined my hat! And you spat on it!
Luffy proceded to slap Buggy over and over and over.
You: Luffy! Stop! Save some for me!
You joined in on the beatdown.
Luffy: Don't you ever mention Shanks and yourself in the same sentence again!
Buggy: I don't know what your connection to Shanks is, but I'll say whatever I damn well please!
You: Oh yeah! Then why don't you tell us what you have against Shanks?
Buggy: Cause I don't want to!
You hammer fisted him in the nose.
You: 'Tell you what! We'll let you have a little break if you spill!
Luffy stretched Buggy's face out
Buggy: Owie Owie! Okay I'll tell you! Only cause that really hurts!
Luffy got one last slap in before he got off.
Nami(behind the corner of a house): Damn! I got to caught up in watching the fight! I have to steal the treasure and make my escape!
At the camp of the townspeople...
Man with glasses: Something's wrong! They mayor has been gone too long!
Guy: Bars!
Old-ish Man: That fool is worrying everyone!
Woman: Maybe something happened in town!
Other guy: Yeah, we've heard a lot of cannonfire today...
Old-ish Man: Okay! I'm going into town! You guys stay here!
Guy: I won't let you go alone! I'm coming with you!
Old-ish Man: Don't be a fool! Those aren't just any pirates! They're the infamous Buggy crew!
Townspeople: That's why we're going with you!!
Guy with glasses: We wouldn't be good citizens if we didn't defend our mayor!
Other guy: And you can't stop us! We're doing this of own free will!
Old-ish Man: Fine...do what you want!
Townspeople: Yeah!!
They all grabbed weapons and stormed to the fight.
Back to the fight...
Buggy: Never in my life has anyone made me as angry as Shanks did!! That scalawag stole a great treasure from me! And I'll never forgive him!!
Decades ago, on a pirate ship...
Crewmate: Hey they're fighting again!!
Other crewmate: Har har har!!
Young Buggy: It's the North Pole!
Young Shanks: No! It's the South Pole!
They began to brawl.
Young Buggy: You stubborn fool!!
Young Shanks: I'm stubborn cause I know I'm right!!
A strong crewmate then beat them both on the head.
Strong crewmate: That's enough! You two are always fighting! Who cares whether it's colder at the North or South Pole!?
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One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad
FanficBasically the title. Also, you get bitches.