One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 27

Butler: Miss Kaya! I got the glasses you ordered! Are these satifactory?

Kaya: Perfect! Thank you, Merry! I'm sorry you had to go so far.

Merry: No worries. It's always a pleasure serving you, Miss Kaya. It's a gift, isn't it? Klahadore will be elated.

Kaya: I hope so! It's been three years since he came to this estate! He's been a great help.

In the village...

Usopp: Everyone!!! Listen to me!!! Pirates are coming!!! Tomorrow at dawn, pirates are going to attack!!!

Villager 1: If we believed you everytime you've said this, we'd practically be living in the hills!!

Usopp: I'm for real this time!!

Villager 2: And we're for real going to clobber you this time!

Usopp: Oh shit.

Usopp fucking bolts out of there.

Villager 2: Damn, he's fast.

Villager 3: Like all black people are!

Villager 1: Woah woah woah! What the fuck? I know we hate Usopp, but this guy has to go!

Villager 2: Agreed.

They all gang up and whoop his ass.

Villager 1: Bam! No more racism! Now let's get him!!

Villagers: Yeah!

They charged on.

Down at the beach

You and the gang arrived at the beach along with the Veggie Trio.

Carrot: What?

Pepper: Miss Kaya's going to be killed?

Luffy: That's what I heard.

Zoro: Anyway, on the beach with your head in the sand is a weird place to take a nap, Luffy.

You: You think he's narcoleptic?

Nami: Maybe. Zoro too.

Carrot: I knew that butt-ler was good for nothing!

Onion: That hypnotist is in on it too!

Nami: So that's what your captain was doing! No wonder he ran like he had squirrels in his pants. He was going to warn the villagers.

Zoro: The should be able to hide up the hills, no?

Pepper: You're right! We got to pack our stuff and leave.

Onion: Piggy Bank, Snacks, model ship... what else?

Veggie Trio: Hurry!! We gotta go!