One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 20

Buggy: What?

You: I...said... "April Fools"...As in, "you thought I was a dead, but I have plot armor biatch!"

Buggy: But, I stabbed you in the stomach, and y-you're bleeding out gallons!!

Nami: What the hell!! You took knives in my place and your not dead!! This can't be real! You have to be faking!

You: Sort of...

You took off your shirt, revealing a...gigantic ketchup packet.

Buggy, Nami, and Luffy: Whaaaat!?

Nami: Are you serious!? What kinda cartoon am I living in?

You: You see...on our way to this place, I found a gigantic ketchup packet lying in the rubble of one of the houses you destroyed. 

You: Is that a ketchup packet? Haha! That's funny; I'm keepin it.

Zoro: Hurry up! Don't fall behind!

You: Gotcha, be there in a sec!

You: That's why It looked like I was bleeding so much!

Buggy: And the two knives in your stomach? How are you not on the floor? Those got a vital organ!

You: Oh yeah! No, that hurts like a bitch! But, it's called a poker face! By the way, you kinda missed my stomach by a little bit!

During that whole dialogue, you managed to spawn some bandages.

You: Hey, Nami! I'm gonna take these knives out! You mind dropping the treasure and wrapping my stomach up, please?

Nami: I guess so.

She did as you asked.

You: Thanks miss! And thanks for the weapons Buggy! I'm glad I don't have to spend another 45 seconds creating some!

Distracted, Buggy's legs were standing there all alone. Except for Luffy who stood before them.

You: But I might not need them!

Luffy kicked him right in the Buggy Balls.

Buggy: AAAARRRGH!!

Buggy's upper half fell straight to the floor.

Buggy: Curse you...! You fight dirty!

Luffy: Did you really forget about me? I still got some business to take care of!

You: Ma'am, I gonna have to ask you to leave the premises!

Luffy: Yeah, drop the loot and run or he'll keep coming after you!

Nami: Are you crazy!? I'm not leaving my treasure behind!

Buggy: "Your" treasure!?

Nami: That's right!

You: Aye! Get outta here then! Don't even worry, I'll make sure he can't get you!

Nami: Gee thanks! You guys are doing an awful lot for me!

You: Like we said, we kind of need you! Anything that'll ensure that is a must!

Buggy: That's my treasure, and your not gettng away with it!! Chop-Chop...Festival!!

Buggy split into a million pieces that went flying all over the place.

Buggy: AHAHAHA!! Let's see you save your friend now!!

Luffy: Darn! He's all over the place!

You: How are we supposed to beat his ass now?

Luffy spotted a pair of shoes walking around.

Luffy: His feet don't fly...

Luffy jumped and caught the shoes. Meanwhile, Buggy's head and knives in hand chased Nami.

Buggy: Gimme back my treasure!! Give it back!!

Luffy took Buggy's feet out of the shoes.

Buggy: Huh?

Luffy began to tickle Buggy's feet

Buggy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! STOP IT!!

Nami: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Luffy: How do you like this?

Luffy slammed Buggy's toes onto the ground.

Buggy: URGGH!! 

You: Hahaha!! This is funny!! Lemme try! Lemme try!

Buggy turned around.

Buggy: Cut it out!!

Nami: The only one who's gonna cut it out...

Nami whacked the clown full force in the face with her bag of treasure.

Nami: ...is you!

You: Sweet!

Unbeknownst to you guys, Buggy grabbed the treasure.

Buggy: Thank you for returning my treasure!

Nami: Let go!

Buggy: Let go? You let go!

They continued to struggle. Buggy distracted, you ran toward him.

You: You really have to stop forgetting about us, Buggy!

Buggy: Huh?

You jumped and delivered a flying jump kick to his face. His face was knocked to the floor.

Nami: Thanks for saving me.

You: No problem!

Luffy: Hey! The map!

Nami: My treasure's scattered all over the place!

You: Don't worry, I'll spawn a bag and we'll wrap it up all nice and pretty for ya!

Luffy: At last!! The map of the Grand Line!!

You: Sweet!!

Buggy: Not so fast!!

You: Oh my god! Just die already!

Buggy: No, you! Come together!! Chop-Chop...!!

Buggy: Huh?

Nami: Is this what you're looking for?

Nami had Buggy's body parts all tied up in a rope.

Buggy: No!!

You: Hey, I got an idea for a trick shot! 

You scooped up and juggled the miniature Buggy on your foot and lobbed him up.

You: All yours Cap!!

Luffy: Alright! Now Gum-Gum...!!

Buggy: Wait!!

Luffy: Bazooka!!!

Luffy shot the clown into the distant sky, hopefully never to be seen again.

You: Finally!