One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 26

Klahadore: Jango! Don't say, "murder". It sounds so sinister.

Jango: Oh yeah, "accident", It's going to be an accident, right... Captain Kuro?

Author: Thank the lord! Spelling his name out was so annoying!

Kuro(Klahadore): Quiet fools! I discarded that name three years ago. Don't ever call me that. You're the captain now, Jango.

Usopp: Wait a minute! I've heard the name, "Captain Kuro" before... He was famous for his carefully planned pillaging raids... But rumor has it, he was caught by the navy and executed three years ago.

Jango: To tell you the truth, I wasn't too sure of this plan.

Kuro: Why's that?

Jango: You quit pirating and taught us how to work without you... We spread the rumor about the execution, you came to this village, and now here we are three years later like you ordered. My cut better be worth it.

Kuro: Yes... If my plan succeeds, you'll get what you deserve.

Jango: If it's murder, I'm your man. *owws in Michael Jackson*

Kuro: Remember, you can't just slit her throat or anything like that. Her death has to look like an unfortunate accident, got that?

Jango: So, on your signal, we raid the village and kil-- I mean accident the girl to death and you inherit her fortune?

Kuro: You fool! Use your brain! How am I going to inherit her fortune?

Jango: Well you just serve her--

Kuro: Listen, idiot! This is a crucial part of the plan. Before you kill her, you hypnotize her a make her write a will that says she leaves her entire fortune to her faithful butler, Klahadore. I've spent the last three years gaining the trust of others. It'll be no surprise that I get the fortune.

Jango: Wouldn't it have been easier to take it all at gunpoint?

Kuro: That's the crude thinking of a pirate, you see. You get the money, but you have to live like a fugitive.

Jango: Okay, whatever you say. Just give the signal. The rest of the crew is dying to kill anyone. Even each other.

Usopp: This is bad!

Luffy: What did they say?

Usopp: Were you not listening!? He was after Kaya's family fortune this whole time. He's been plotting for three years. That butler is Captain Kuro! He's still alive! I'm fucked! I punched this guy out! He's going to kill me!

Luffy stood up and looked over the cliff.

Usopp: Don't stand up, you fool!! You're going to get us killed!

Luffy: Hey! You guys!!! Don't kill Kaya!

Usopp: Like that'll stop them!

Jango: Who's that?

Kuro: The fuck?

Usopp grabbed Luffy's arm.

Usopp: You idiot! Now they've seen us! We've gotta run away and hide!!

Kuro: Well well, if it isn't Usopp the Great...

Usopp: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

Kuro: How much did you hear?

Usopp: Uh... nothing, I just got here!!

Luffy: We heard everything!

Usopp: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!

Jango: So they heard us, eh? Alrighty then guys, look into this ring

Usopp: Take cover! He's going to kill us with that evil circle!!

Usopp turtled himself.

Jango: When I say "Jango", you'll fall into a deep sleep! One! Two! Jango!

Luffy just stood there.

Kuro: Dammit, Jango! I thought you had this shit perfected!

Luffy began to tip over.

Usopp: Woah! What are you doing!? You're gonna fall!

Luffy fell down the cliff planting him in the ground.

Usopp: Oh my god!!! No fucking way he survived that!!

Jango: Welp, he's dead. What should we do with the other one? Kill him too?

Kuro: No need. Nobody will believe what Pinnochio says. Tommorow at dawn, you'll attack the village and kill Miss Kaya.

Usopp: Tomorrow...?

Kuro: It's as I said Usopp, no one will believe you! So you can't stop us!

Usopp: Fuck! Fuck!

Usopp made a mad dash to the village to warn the people.

Usopp: They'll kill everyone in the village I grew up in! They'll kill Kaya!! The people I love!! I love this village!!

Slightly younger Kaya: Who are you?

Slightly younger Usopp: I'm Usopp, brave warrior of the sea! I heard you weren't feeling well, so I'm here to tell you stories to cheer you up!

Slightly younger Kaya: It's none of your business! Please leave!

Slightly younger Usopp: I won't hurt you! I'm just a busy-body!

Usopp ran by you, Zoro, Nami, and the Veggie Trio.

Zoro: Who was that?

Veggie Trio: Captain!

You: Hmm. Where's ours?

Nami: Yeah, where's Luffy?

Pepper: Something must've happened at the beach!

Onion: Yeah! He's pale as fuck!

You: Woah! Language, kid!

You grabbed a bar of soap that you had previously summoned(Why? Why the hell not?) and washed his mouth out.

Carrot: Why would you do that?

You: I felt like it!

Zoro: Ok, let's go to the beach!

Meanwhile, Usopp runs through the village.

Usopp: Everybody listen up!!! Pirates are going to attack us!!!

Man in house: That brat is at it again!

Woman in house: That's twice today.

Guy in house: Ignore it.

The villagers began to step out of their homes and gang up on Usopp.

Villager 1: That's enough Usopp!!

Usopp: No! It's for real this time!!

Villager 2: That's what you always say!

Villager 1: Maybe we should teach you a lesson.

Usopp: I know I'm always joking around, but I'm serious this time!

Villager 3: Maybe if you were serious and responsible like Mr. Klahadore, we'd believe you!

Kuro: It doesn't matter what you know. You can't interfere with my plan.

Usopp: Dammit...!

Meanwhile on Captain Kuro's hiding pirate ship...

Kuro: Thank you for your patience my subjects. I promise that when this succeeds, you'all get your fair share. Tomorrow at dawn, destroy the village!

Kuro Pirates: Yeah!!