One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 18

Luffy: Red hair? Are you talking about Shanks? You know Shanks!?

Buggy: Hmm? Yes, I know him! What's it to ya?

Luffy: Where is he now?

Buggy: I might know...Then again, I might not!

You: Cut the crap, goofy! Tell us already!!

Buggy: Watch your tongue, boy!! Well, we're mortal enemies, but I won't tell you anything if you can't make me!

Buggy then showed the bottom of his shoe to reveal a knife attached to it.

Buggy: Not even rubber can take a razor sharp sword!

Luffy: Maybe so...

Buggy: Chop-Chop...!! Buzzsaw!!

Buggy then detached his legs and they flew towards Luffy, spinning like a ninja star. Luffy quickly jumped over.

Buggy: Let's see you dodge these knives...in mid air!!

He threw 7 knives at Luffy.

Luffy: No problem!

Luffy stretched and grabbed the corner of a house, zipping to it as his arm contracted, dodging in the process.

Buggy: Ha!! This is starting to get interesting!

Luffy: Sure is! Now, Gum-Gum--

You: Not so fast! I want in!

You charged at Buggy.

You: Finger Stab!!

You peformed the strike, but Buggy sidestepped.

Buggy: Interseting way of attacking me, boy, but...!

He swung his knives at your arm. Luckily, you retracted your arm in time.

Buggy: Rahh!!

You spun and threw a spinning back kick at his head. He popped his head off before your kick could connect. You jumped back so that now, he was in the middle of you and Luffy.

Buggy: Gahahaha!! You thought you guys could hit me!? I'm practically invincible!

You: Damn! How can we hit this twink?

Nami(from behind the corner of a house): What a fight! It's like I'm seeing things!

Buggy then stood facing left so that one arm was facing you and the other was facing Luffy. He put a blade between every finger of each hand.

Buggy: Chop-Chop Harpoon!!

He shot both of his arms at you and Luffy. You both caught the arms.

Buggy: Separate!!

Both wrists split off. You dodged it, turned around, and grabbed the flying hand. Luffy wasn't so lucky, and his face and hat got nicked by the knives, knocking Luffy back.

Luffy: Urrkk!! Damn you!!

Luffy bled out from his cheek.

Buggy: What's the matter? Baby got a--

You bit his hand again.

Buggy: YEEEOWWW!!! STOP DOING THAT YOU STUPID CANNIBAL!!!

You: Yeah, you didn't taste good the second time either! You can have it back!

You let the hand and arm go back to their owner.

Luffy: THAT DOES IT!! YOU NICKED MY HAT!!

Buggy: So?

Luffy: This is my treasure!! Nobody damages this hat!!

Nami: I thought nothing fazed this guy! But he looks pretty pissed!

Buggy: It's that important to you, eh?

Luffy: That's right!

The hand that Luffy got hit by was now behind him. It then threw a knife.

You: Luffy!! Dodge!!

In the nick of time, Luffy dodged the knife. The hand then flew towards the hat, stabbed three holes through it and flew off.

Buggy: You should really take better care of it, then!!

Luffy: Gaah!!

Shanks: Do me a favor...and keep this safe for me?

(To clarify, an italicized speaker is referring to a quick flashback)

Buggy: Gahahahaha!! You call this beat up old thing your treasure!?

Shanks: This hat means a lot to me. Promise that you'll give it back to me someday...when you've become a great pirate!

Luffy: I promised I'd return that hat to Shanks!!

You: Ooh, Knock-off Joker, you are fucked!

Buggy: This is Shanks's? I thought it looked familiar! Shanks and I worked on the same pirate ship a long time ago.

He spat on the hat.

Buggy: We were so young...Apprentice pirates you might say!

Luffy: Shanks is a great man!! Apprentice pirates together? 

He winded up his punch.

Luffy: NO WAY IN HELL!!!

Luffy faked the punch and kicked Buggy right in the gut with the power of a truck.

Buggy: GAAAHH!!!