One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 16

Nami: How did you guys do that!? I mean the catching of the ball and the fact that a kid turned into a slingshot!

You: Well for me, it was a lot a push-ups. For Zoro, it was years of training. And Luffy-

Buggy: You've got some nerve!

In the smoke, Buggy appeared to have used his men as a shield and Cabaji used the lion from earlier.

Nami: He's using his men as human shields!

Cabaji: Cap'n, this is the worst digrace we have ever suffered since this crew was formed...

Buggy: I'm so mad I can barely speak...

Mohji: Unh... What happened?

Cabaji: Mohji... You're alive?

Mohji: Cabaji... What are you doing to Richie?

Cabaji: The kitty? I used him as a shield. Didn't want to dirty my clothes.

You: Yo, Zebra Hair, that's fucked up!

Mohji desperately tried to wake up the unconscious lion. He then turned and looked at your group

Mohji: *gasp* Captain! It's the kid in the straw hat! And the one next to him, with h/c hair! Captain Buggy watch out for them! The one in the straw hat's got powers from the devil fruit like you! He's a rubber man! And the other one stabbed Richie with only his fingers!

Buggy Pirate: Oh! So he was trying to say rubber man and finger stab! It makes sense now. Mohji, we thought you were raped!

Nami: Rubber man?

Luffy: Yep see...

Luffy stretched his cheeks past normal human capability.

Buggy: Mohji... If you knew that then why didn't you tell me!!

He proceeded to throw Mohji at your group.

Mohji: I tried to!!

Mohji hurled toward you guys. You caught his face with your hand.

You: Nope! You don't get to come back, remember? Not until you give us the money!

Mohji: Yes sir!

You let him go and he scurried off. He found any treasure and shoved it in a bag. He than ran back to you and placed the money down.

Buggy: MOHJI!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!?

Mohji: Sorry sir, but he'd kill me and the entire crew if I didn't do that.

Buggy: Nonsense!! You really think HE could kill US!!?

Buggy then punched Mohji with his detached arm.

You: Ooh! Sorry furry dude! That looked like it hurt!

Cabaji then charged at you with his unicycle.

Cabaji: I'll cut them to pieces cap'n!

Zoro slid in front of you and blocked the attack with his sword.

Zoro: If it's a sword duel you want, I'm your man!

Cabaji: Roronoa Zoro! From one swordsman to another, it'll be an honor to cut you down.

Luffy: Hey, Zoro, maybe you should rest and let me handle him.

You: I agree. That injury looks bad!

Cabaji: He couldn't have healed yet from those wounds the captain gave him. I'm surprised he can even stand. Heh heh.

Cabaji then leaped from his unicycle and breathed fire on Zoro's face.

Cabaji: I call it, "The Breath of Death"!!

Zoro: Uwagh!

Cabaji then kicked Zoro in the stomach where he was injured.

Nami: *gasp*

Luffy: Zoro!!

You: That's fucked up, circus boy!!

Zoro: ARGGGGGH!!!

Nami: That's dirty! You're aiming for his injuries!

Cabaji: I call my next trick, "Murder at the Steam Bath"!

Cabaji then kicked up a bunch of dust.

Zoro: You're just kickin' up a bunch of dust! Lame ass circus trick if you ask me!

Cabaji appeared from the smoke and attacked Zoro. Luckily, Zoro managed to block it with both of his swords.

Cabaji: Heh heh

Cabaji then kicked Zoro's injury again.

Zoro: AHH!! DAMMIT!!

Nami: He did it again!!

You: Motherfucker!

Cabaji: You lot have caused our crew quite a bit of trouble! I'll teach you what happens when you mess with us!

Zoro: *huff* *cough*

Nami: Zoro's hurt bad! How's he supposed to fight!? And how can you guys just stand there watching this happen!?

You: Does Zoro look like he would lose to this clown? Plus, Zoro would kill us if we stepped in!

Cabaji: Roronoa Zoro!! Prepare to be served well done!!

Cabaji charged at Zoro. Zoro stood up and clotheslined him with the handle of his sword.

Cabaji: Ungh?

Nami: How?

Zoro: God! You're annoying! Did you enjoy kicking my wound?

Zoro then used his sword to open up his own wound even more.

Cabaji: What!? He cut himself!?

Buggy, Luffy, and Nami: Ouch!!

You: Zoro, buddy, what're you doing?

Zoro: My goal is to be the greatest swordsman in the world... so, did I give you a big enough handicap yet?

Luffy: Wow! Zoro's so cool!

You: Yeah... we're carrying his body later!

Cabaji: Roronoa Zoro... You dare make a fool of me!?