Pepper: Onion! Are you sure the pirates went in there?
Onion: Yeah! I saw them! They took the captain in there!
Pepper: We gotta save him!
Carrot: But real pirates are savages! They'll kill us!
Pepper: Be brave! We need to do this! This will be the greatest battle the Usopp Pirates have ever fought!
They burst through the door.
Pepper: The Usopp Pirates... are here!!
You: Eh?
Nami: Who are they?
You: Hellspawns. All children are hellspawns.
Veggie Trio: Where's the captain?
They walked over to your table.
Carrot: Hey you, pirates!
Pepper: What'd you do with our captain?
Onion: Give him back!
Luffy: Ahhh! That meat was delicious!
Onion: The captain! No, he couldn't have!
You: I'm afraid you kids are right!
Carrot: What did you do to him!?
You: We just ate him! That's all! Sorry we couldn't save you some!
They all passed out.
Nami: *giggles*
Zoro: HAHA!!
A couple seconds later, they woke back up.
Pepper: "Time to go"?
Zoro: Yep. That's what he said and then he left.
Carrot: It was probably time for him to go to the mansion.
Nami: The mansion where the sick girl lives?
Carrot: Yeah.
Luffy: Why would he go there?
Onion: To tell lies!
You: That's a little mean don't ya think?
Pepper: No!
You: Uhhhh...
In a bedroom inside the mansion...
??? Butler: You wish to see Usopp? Impossible!
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??? Blonde Girl: Why? I just want to talk with him, Klahadore!
Klahadore: Must I explain again? It is very improper for a lady to associate with the biggest liar in the village. He's a bad influence, Mistress Kaya.
