One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 21

Luffy: We win!!

You: That took like 5 months! Geez!

Luffy: So now you'll join my crew, right?

Nami: For the time being! Looks like I'll make a fortune if I hang with you guys!

You: Yay, mutualism!

Nami: But, you gotta hand it to Buggy! He had an eye for treasure, this is some first-class booty!

You: First-class booty is right cause, GYAAAT!!!

Nami: Hey, all this treasure weighs a ton so I divided it in two! You guys carry half okay?

You: No worries, I'll take care of the whole load!

Nami: Aww, how sweet.

Luffy stood still, staring at his torn up hat.

You: Cap, you good?

Nami: That hat really means a lot to you, huh?

Luffy: I mean, it's not so bad, I can still wear it!

He put the hat back on his head.

You: Damn. I could make the materials, I just don't know how to sew.

Buggy Pirate 1: Hear that? Cap'n Buggy got clobbered...

Buggy Pirate 2: What should we do?

Buggy Pirate 1: Lay low.

Buggy Pirate 2: Good call...

Luffy walked over to Zoro and immediately started smacking him on the head.

Luffy: Hey, Zoro! Wake up! Let's get going!

Zoro: Huh? Did you guys take care of things?

You: Hoo boy! You should've seen it! We launched him outta the planet! Plus, we got the treasure, map, and our navigator! We're all set!

Zoro: Damn. I don't think I can walk!

You: Don't worry, I'll help you!

Luffy: Oh yeah! I'd better wake the mayor!

Just then, the townspeople arrived.

Guy: Hey, guys! We're citizens of this town! Can anyone tell us what happened?

Nami: Oh, it's just the townspeople! Yeah, we'll tell you what happened, but it's a long story!

Guy: Hey, It's the mayor!

The townspeople all spotted the mayor.

Other guy: Mayor are you hurt? What happened?

The mayor began to wake up.

Boodle: Unh...It was those lousy pirates...

Luffy: No, it wasn't! We knocked him out!

You: Luffy?

Townspeople: Huh!?

You: Dammit, they did not need to know that!

Luffy: But you were there!

You: Luffy, before you become King of the Pirates, you'll really need to learn how to shut the fuck up!

Guy: YOU did this to the mayor!? Don't tell me your pirates!

You: Yeah! Don't tell him we're pirates!

Luffy: That's right! We are!

You: Aw shit! Welp, let's fucking skidaddle then!

You picked up Zoro on your shoulders and bolted off along with Luffy and Nami.

Townspeople: After them!! Don't let them get away!!