Boodle: I'm Boodle and I've been the mayor of this town since you were pillaging nurseries! I'm here to give you a good 'ol ass whoopin'!
Buggy Pirates: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Does he really think he can beat the captain!?
???: Cap'n...
Buggy: What is it Cabaji?
Cabaji: Leave him to me sir!
Buggy Pirate: Hey! It's Cabaji the Acrobat! Woohoo!
The man proceeded to pull out a sword from his mouth. His head game must be crazy. He then pulled out a unicycle, probably from his ass, and stated riding it. He must be gay.
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Buggy: You stay out of this. He challenged me!
Buggy Pirates: Argh! Looks like we won't be seeing Cabaji's acrobatic show!
Cabaji: ...
Buggy: Why did you challenge me!?
Boodle: This is my town, my treasure, and I'm going to protect it!
Buggy: Huh? You delirious old fool! The only treasure here is for termites! Treasure is gold and jewels!
Boodle: Shut up, you sea squirt! I don't expect you to understand my feelings for this town!
Buggy: Oooooo! Someone's in love with their town!
Boodle: Get down here, apple nose!
Buggy: Why should I? But you are going to pay for calling me that!
Buggy shot his arm down to Boodle. He grabbed his neck and began to choke him.
Boodle: ARRGH!! You monster!! This...this is nothing!! Nngh! I can't die before I get revenge!
Buggy: This miserable stinkin' town is your treasure, eh? Then be glad you won't live to see what I do to it!
Boodle: Why, curse you! Come down and fight me like a man!
Buggy: You're not worth the effort!
Boodle: I won't let you wreck this town! Come down and fight me!
Suddenly, Buggy felt something grabbing his choking hand. He turned and looked.
Buggy: Those kids!
It was Luffy, along with you, Zoro, and Nami. Luffy had separated the hand from Boodle's neck.
You: Hey there Rudolph! We're here to give that good 'ol ass whoopin' we promised.
Buggy Pirate: Um... the mayor already said that-
You shot him immeadiately with a gun you had spawned a bit ago.
Buggy: I don't believe it! You guys really want to die, huh? Either way, you won't escape me this time!!
Nami: Have fun fighting boys! I'm just here for the map and treasure!
You: Will do ma'am!
Boodle: Gaah! You young whippersnappers... this is not your fight! *cough**wheeze* It's mine!
You: Listen poodle. No offense, but you'd get your ass handed to you like a participation trophy! I admire your heart, but A: We'd get this done easier and better, and B: I really hate clowns so I'm going to have to kill him!
Boodle: No...!
You: Nami, if he tries to fight, kick him in the balls or something please!
Nami: I don't really want to do that, but you got it, I guess.
Zoro: Hey, Swollen Nose Guy!
Luffy: Fight me, Big Nose!
Buggy stood there, mouth agape. That look quickly turned into anger.
Buggy: Kill them!!! Give 'em the Buggy Ball.
The pirates loaded the cannon and shot at you guys.
You: I love catch! Zoro!
You and Zoro jumped and together you caught the ball without it blowing up.
You: Luffy! I've got a hilariously amazing idea! Grab the corners of those two buildings across from each other!
He did as you asked. You grabbed the ball and held it on Luffy's chest while you were behind him. You pulled him back a couple of yards.
Buggy Pirates: What are they planning!?
Nami and the Buggy Pirates looked both shocked and horrified. You then let go of the ball.
Luffy: Gum-Gum Cannonball Slingshot!!
The ball hurled into the tavern, exploding in the process.
Luffy: That'll show 'em!
You: They're probably still alive given how cartoonish they look!
Nami: Just what are you guys!!?
Author: Hey guys, I'm back. Sorry for those of you who started in the beginning of when I started this book. I decided to take a break from this and just play video games, watch One Piece, and just focus on myself as a person. I hope you guys enjoyed the story so far and I hope you'll enjoy all future chapters. Peace. Love y'all.
