One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 14

At the tavern...

Buggy Pirate: Ahoy! First mate Mohji's back!

There, Mohji was on his knees, tattooed with bruises, and grasping for air.

Mohji: S-sorry captain... the kid... and his friend with the h/c hair...Cap'n Buggy...

Buggy: What!? They beat you!?

Mohji: I underestimated them...Cap'n...beware the rub-...rub...man...and the finger-

Mohji collapsed on the floor.

Buggy Pirate: What'd he say

Other Buggy Pirate: Mohji was trying to say something.

Buggy Pirate: He could barely stand! Must of been important...

Other Buggy Pirate: "Beware the rub and finger?"

Buggy Pirate: What kind of kinky foreplay could do that to a man!?

Buggy: Damn you, Mohji!! Defeated by a massage and kinkiness!? If this gets out, our reputation is ruined!! Get the Buggy Balls, you swabs!! We have a town to destroy!

The refugee camp of the townspeople...

Chouchou, snacks in his mouth walked toward the camp.

Guy: What's that?

Guy with glasses: Hey! It's Chouchou!

Guy: We're glad you're okay boy! We were worried about you.

Guy with glasses: It seems he's all patched up. That must mean he got hurt really bad. Cursed pirates!

Old man: But where's the mayor?

Guy with glasses: That's right...! Boodle went to feed Chouchou. What's Chouchou doing here without him?

Back in the town...

Nami: Sorry I yelled at you guys!

You: It's all good! You got someone taken from you by pirates. Hell, why shouldn't you hate 'em? Well... because all pirates ain't like that. You just have to find the right ones. Some are just looking for some fun!

Boodle: UNGRRRR!

Luffy: Huh?

You: You okay dude?

Boodle: I can't stand it anymore!! I can't stand anymore of their cruel bullying! Especially after what they did to Chouchou! What kind of mayor stands around and watches his town get destroyed!?

Nami: Sir, please calm down!

Boodle: Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

You: Preach!

Luffy: That's right old man!

Nami: Don't encourage him!!

Boodle: Forty years of hard work!! This place was a wilderness when we got here. At first, it was just a few homes. But slowly, our numbers grew. Over time, people came and opened up shops. And look at us now! We're a thriving port! It's our life's work! This town and its people are my treasure! I'd be a sorry excuse for a mayor if I didn't try to fight for this town!! I'm going to fight!!

Buggy: Fire the Buggy Ball!!!

In an instant a whole row of houses was destroyed right before your eyes.

Boodle: Arggh!!

Nami: Kyaa!!

You: Shit!!

Boodle: Nghh! My house, it's ruined!

Luffy: Hey! Zoro was sleeping in there!!

You: Oh you're dead you motherfucking clown!!

Luffy: Hey, Zoro! Are you still alive!?

Zoro: God! That was one hell of an alarm clock!

You: Awesome! Wait... How the hell!?

Boodle: That tears it! I won't lose another town to the sea rats!! I'm the mayor! I won't take this sitting down! It's time to fight!

Boodle began running off. You picked him up on your shoulders to stop him.

Boodle: Let me go boy!

You: Nope. You're gonna get killed if I do that!

Boodle: I know!

You: We'll take care of it, just relax!

Boodle: No! This is a mayor's job!

Boodle somehow wriggled out of your grasp and ran off.

Boodle: Buggy the Clown!! Prepare to face the mayor!

You: Sooo... Protect him at all costs?

Luffy: Yup.

You: I'll enjoy beating the hell out of that clown! Hehe!

Nami: How could you guys stand here and laugh! A man is about to get killed! And what do you guys really gain from this anyway?

You: We're going to the Grand Line! We'll get the map and treasure and hopefully recruit you! Also, I hate clowns!

You winked at her. You held your hand out for an agreement.

You: Whaddya say?

Nami: I'm not going to become a pirate! Let's just say we join forces and work together for a common goal.

You: Good enough for me! Let's go!

At the tavern...

Boodle: Buggy the Clown!! Get out here, now!!

Buggy: Who dares!?

Back with your group...

Nami: You guys are crazy! One of you just got out of cage into a fight with a lion, one of you is wounded, and the last one in bloodthirsty for a clown!

You: Meh, let's go beat his ass!