One Piece x male reader except Y/N is a chad

Chapter 17

Nami: I'm getting faint from just watching this!

Luffy: Get 'im Zoro!

You: Kick his ass Zoro!

Zoro: I won't lose to anyone that calls themselves a swordsman!

Cabaji: Your wounds are severe. They'll make an excellent excuse when you lose!

Zoro: It's the other way around!! If I lose to you when my wounds are only this light... then I may as well give up my dreams now!!

Cabaji: You dog!!

Nami: Hey guys!

Luffy: Huh?

You: What's up?

Nami: That shack behind the ruins is where they keep all their treasure! And Buggy's probably got the map of the Grand Line! I'll get their treasure and make my escape! I've got to do it now while they're all knocked out!

You: Still hungry even after the treasure at your feet?

Nami: Kind of you? Sure! But money is everything! If I can get money, I will get money! And whether or not you guys win or lose, I don't really care! But if you do get that map from Buggy, then- and only then- will I consider teaming up with you again! Well good luck boys! See ya!

Luffy: Wow! Thanks!

You: I get it! She's gonna use us to get her money and treasure, but we kinda need her! I need her! This sucks! If she's a thief, we can't really trust her! Goddamit!! She's useful and hot!

Nami: Perfect! This is a win win for me! And that guy that can summon random things will be useful for sure! I'm pretty sure he's in love with me! He's practically blind! Ah! What! A! Fool!

Cabaji: Roronoa Zoro!! Taste the greatest of all my circus tricks!

Cabaji spun spiky tops on his arm. Meanwhile, Buggy stared intently.

Cabaji: "A Hundred Kamikaze Tops"!!

Cabaji threw them all. He then unicycled up the wall of one of the buildings.

Cabaji: Circus trick: "A Hike in the Mountains"!!

Zoro blocked all of the tops with his swords. Cabaji then jumped from the building toward Zoro.

Cabaji: Circus trick: "Fireworks in the Cool, Summer Breeze"!!

Cabaji came down, sword in a downward thrust.

Cabaji: "Sting of the Unicycle"!!

You: Bahahaha!! This dude is so fucking goofy!! There's no way he's serious!!

Buggy: Low Flying Chop-Chop Cannon!!!

Buggy shot his hand toward Zoro's legs.

Buggy: Cabaji!! I'll hold Zoro down!! You finish him off!!

Cabaji: With pleasure!!

Zoro: Damn!!

The hand got closer until it was stopped, stomped on by Luffy.

Buggy: ARRRGH!!!

Zoro: Luffy!!

You: Bad clown!! Luffy! Mind if I grab his hand real quick!

Luffy: Sure! I guess!

You grabbed it from Luffy's feet. You then took one big, nasty chomp on his hand and each of his fingers.

Buggy: YEEEEOOOOWWW!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! OOOOOOWWOOOOOWW!!! DAAAAMNN YOOOOOUUU!!! SHIT!!! ARRRRGGGGH!!!

Cabaji: Fine then, I don't need the captain to lend me a hand to kill you!!

You stopped biting Buggy's hand.

You: I don't care if that pun was intentional or not, but Zoro, you have to kill him for that!!

Cabaji reached and tried to stab Zoro, but he dodged.

Zoro: *huff huff* I've had enough! I'm tired!

Cabaji: You're tired? Heh heh... What's wrong? Though, it's no surprise you've given up! It's amazing you can even stand!

Zoro kicked the unicycle from under Cabaji's feet.

Zoro: You've got it all wrong...! I'm tired of your circus tricks!!

Author: Me too!!

Cabaji: Very well then, no more tricks! I'll defeat you with my real swordsmanship!

Zoro: Oni...!

Cabaji charged.

Zoro: Giri!!

And with that, Zoro cut down Cabaji.

Buggy: Cabaji!!!

Cabaji: Ggh! How could these common thieves have beaten us!? We're the Buggy Pirates--Scourge of the Seas!!

Zoro: Take that you son of a bitch!!

Zoro collapsed on the floor.

Zoro: Guys! I'm going to sleep for a bit...

You: I called it!

Luffy: It's okay, Zoro! You can rest! We'll take it from here!

You: Yo! Fat Nose!! Give us your map of the Grand Line!!

Buggy: So that's what your after? A couple of weak pirates like you won't last a day on the Grand Line!! What do you plan on doing, sightseeing!?

Luffy: I'm going to be King of the Pirates!!

Buggy: Don't be a fool!! If you're going to be a king, then I might as well be a god!!

Luffy: Stop talking and attack me! I'm getting bored!

Buggy: You'll regret your words! You and your straw hat remind me of HIM when he was younger...! That insolent dog with red hair!

Luffy: ...Red hair?

You: Red hair could he be talking about Kirishima? No. He's not from this universe. Oh! Lady Makima. Nah. She has titties, and she's from another universe. Well, I guess we'll find out next time on Dragon Ba--

One of the knocked out pirates got up, backhanded you, and immeadiately collapsed.