In 2007, two chaotic bitches fall in love, wtf were you expecting?
(btw, in my AU they clone Bright's original body so that they don't have to keep making new IDs. does it make sense? no. Do I care? absolutely not.)
Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the facility, All staff, even Gears, we're enjoying the festivities, Except for Bright and the SCP he'd broke out, "Put the eggnog down!" The MTF shout.
The eggnog was black, with cobwebs and spiders, Bright turns a corner as the MTF fires, He sees a chemical store and darts in out of fear, When, just then, he had an idea.
He located liquids and powders and poured them in, Discarding the containers into the bin, He stirs it together and the liquid bubbles, Spilling over the sides into small puddles.
The MTF break down the door, And see Bright crouched on the floor, As he's escorted out, he drops the mug, Then he bolts off, his smile smug.
The MTF captain bends down to grab it, But just then, it explodes, This time, he's done it.
In his hideous Christmas jumper, Bright struts through the site, he thinks to himself, "Another Christmas perfect! How Merry and Bright!"
I wrote this fever dream in my english class today and felt the need to share it with you. My teacher likes SCP and suggested the idea to theme this poem after it himself! Last week, we wrote a Christmas noun on one post-it note and three adjectives on another.
I got: Kooky Spooky Unstable Eggnog
I hope this made you laugh, me and my friend were in hysterics over it 😂
Enjoy some art I drew of this.
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