Venus was sitting with Sam when she turns to look at Artie to tell him a joke and sees the blank look on his face. "Ari whats wrong?" She asks him using the childhood nickname she gave him. Artie slowly looks at her with wide eyes and says something that makes her heart drop. "I'm going to be a dad." He tells her in a whisper. "W-what?" She asks him. He swallows and answers her again. "I- I'm going to be a dad, Ven." He tells her, close to tears.
Venus quickly hugs Artie and rubs his back. "It'll be okay, I promise." She feels him nod and she pulls back from the hug, wiping the tears that fell, smiling, what she hopes is reassuring, at him. Venus goes to open her mouth when Mr. Schue walks in, cutting her off. "All right, folks. Regionals is in a week. It's time to get deep into our set list. Artie? You okay?" Mr. Schue asks Artie.
"My life is over. How am I supposed to support a baby? How could you not tell me about this?" Artie asks Brittany. "Wait, Brittany, are you pregnant?" Mr. Schue questions Brittany. "Definitely.
I'm so sorry, Artie. I didn't want to upset you. I thought I could surprise you when I dropped him off. I'm pretty sure it's a boy." Venus feels a huge sigh of relief leave her body at Brittany's words. "Um... babies don't get dropped off." Puck chimes in, confused.
"Wait, Brittany. Have you been to a doctor yet? That's the only way to be sure." Mr. Schue asks her. "I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look outside my window. Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage. I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby. I know where babies come from." Brittany says, confidently. "Honey, that's not where babies come from. Babies come from your tummy, not from storks." Venus tells her softly.
Brittany looks at her then nods slowly. "How does it get there?" Brittany asks her, and Venus sees everyone look at her, stifling their laughter. "U-um, I think you should ask your parents." Venus tells her, stuttering out of embarrassment. She sees Artie laughing at her and she smiles, happy to bring his mood up.
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"Sexy." Mr. Schue says. "I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals, because with Berry and Venus in those tights, we don't stand a chance." Santana says, and Venus looks at her black tights then looks at Santana. "I make these tights sexy." Venus tells her. "Sure you do." Santana teases her. "I think you look all kinds of sexy." Sam says, leaning in to whisper in her ear, making her shudder. Venus turns bright red and Sam laughs, kissing her cheek.
"No, this isn't about Regionals. I'm less worried about that right now, and more worried about the fact that it's become clear to me that some of you have been lacking when it comes to understanding the... The, uh... The intricacies of adult relationships. Yeah, anyways... Along with preparing for our Regional next week, I want to spend the week educating ourselves about some of these... intricacies." Mr. Schue says, getting the attention back on him for the lesson plan.
"Is this the appropriate forum for that?" Rachel asks, frowning. "Look, whenever we had, uh, issues in the past that are on our minds or giving us problems, it's always helped us to sing about it. So this week I have invited a special guest. Miss Holiday." Mr. Schue tells them. "Hola, clase." Holly says, strutting into the room. "Okay. So sex... It's just like hugging, only wetter." Holly tells them.
"Yeah, it is." Artie says and Venus slaps her forehead, a little too hard. "Ow." She whines quietly, rubbing her forehead. "Okay, so let's start with the basics. Finn. Is it true that you thought you got your girlfriend pregnant via hot tub?" Holly asks Finn. "I have always been dubious." Finn mutters, and Venus smiles at her 'brother'. "And Brittany, you think that storks bring babies?" Holly asks Brittany. "I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons." Brittany answers.
"Well, that's all gonna end right here, right now. Because today, we are gonna get under the covers all together and get the ditty on the dirty." Holly tells them. "I'm so turned-on right now." Puck blurts out. "Weirdly enough, me too." Venus says muttering. "Uh, what about those of us who choose to remain celibate?" Rachel says, gesturing to her and Quinn. "Oh, well, I admire you. Although I think you're naive and possibly frigid, I do admire your choice." Holly says. "I think this is a good time for a song." Mr. Schue butts in.
"Oh, yes. Okay. Rule number one: Every intimate encounter that you're ever going to have in your life is going to start with a touch. Hit it!
Do You Wanna Touch Me? - Holly
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Sam and Venus were sitting on her bed, making out. Her mom and dad were both at work and wouldn't be back anytime soon. She had thought about it for a while, and she knew that she could trust Sam with her life. She was finally ready and she couldn't have been any happier with her choice. "Sam." She says between kisses. "Hm?" He questions, not paying attention. "I-I'm... I'm ready." Sam freezes and pulls back to look at her. "W-what?" He questions, not believing what he heard. "I-I'm ready." She says, looking away from him.
"Are you sure?" He questions, cupping her face and holding it gently. "Yeah." She breathes out. He looks at her softly. "Okay." And if both of them cried during, that's only for them to know.
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"Hey Puck!" Venus says the next day, walking up to Puck at his locker. When he glances at her he can tell something was different about her but couldn't tell what. "You look different." Puck tells her. She frowns and looks down at herself. "Really? I'm not wearing anything different. I still have my tights, legwarmers, and sweater vest." She says looking back up at him.
"It's not that." He tells her. "Then what is it?' She asks curiously. "I don't know. You seem more relaxed. You're glowing more than usual. You seem content..." He trails off, looking at her with wide eyes. "You had sex!" He points at her. "What!" His words take her aback, looking at him with wide eyes. "You had sex with Sam!" He yells at her, getting some heads turned towards them. "Shhhh! People are looking!" She whispers.
"Was he any good?" He asks. "I'm not telling you that!" Venus tells him. "He was!" He says smugly, like he figured it out. "Nuh uh." Venus tells him. "He wasn't?" He asks her. "W-what!?" She splutters. "Shut up! I don't want to talk about it." She tells him, and he shrugs. "What did you want?" He asks her. She goes to open her mouth but closes it, forgetting what she was going to ask. "Damn it! You made me forget." She accuses him. He puts his hands up in an innocent way.
