「"EUGH! Don't even think about making that impression at me like that!" I yelped in disgust. How long am I going to last with that Marshmallow-looking ass anyway?」
「This Homicidal story starts off with X requesting G and P in the PG Household to fin...
Meanwhile, back with me and X, he finally saw my appearance and then started to approach me, just like how some regular letter goes close to someone when it comes to the distance.
"Nice to meet you again, G!" X started first. "How was your time with the letters at the "ABC-Campsite"?"
"It was better without you, that's for sure." I scoffed, looking at him with a disgusted look.
"I see. You must not really like when I'm around you in front of other letters, huh?" X tilted his face.
"You're right, you psychopathic little shit." I rolled my eyes to show rude attitude. (Seriously. He deserves some) "You finally got one thing right."
"Yeah. And I was wondering if I could do something with you.. you know.. just between you and I?" X said, setting on with a smug look on his face. I was flabbergasted because of his smug look, because I thought on what was going to HAPPEN between me and X.
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"WHAT?!" I yelled with my jaw dropped, especially having the look of horror. "Don't tell me that you're going to do some crazy ass stuff in front of me.. OH, PLEASE! Don't tell me, Don't tell me.. DON'T FUCKING TELL ME—"
"I'm also feeling a bit thirsty..~" X also urged to tell me that while biting his lip, which was one of the weirdest shit he has ever told me in my life. Not to mention that he also came closer to me, which made me start to shiver a bit and get some chills in my back.
"..Can you get me a Juice box of any kind from a certain store?" He switched up to his normal mood. I was confused of why he switched up from a weird ass bitch to a goofy ass fucker.
"Hey! I heard everything, ya know?" D interrupted the both of us in the middle of our conversation, which X ruined it with his weird ass actions. "I got one! Want that?"
"Oh, sure! Thank you, D." X politely said when D gave an Apple juice box.
"A juice box? Really?" I smiled and questioned X. "I KNEW that you would switch up like this. I mean, I'm not complaining though. I'm just glad that you didn't do any NASTY stuff.."
"G, I TOLD YOU, letters don't HAVE organs." X turned around and had to correct me like that.
"Yeah, Yeah. Whatever you say, Teenage mutant ninja letter!" I blabbered on about it try to make X even more mad, but he didn't seem to go further into a raging expression. He just stood there with a face that's dissatisfied instead of what I expected his face and his mood to turn out to be. Who knows if X could be.. platonically "simping" for me or something?
"HAHAHA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!" D laughed his ass off. "Say it more, SAY IT AGAIN! HEHEHE!"
"Your bullshit is starting to annoy me and I am NOT starting to like that." F said behind D's back. D turned around to see that it was F who is angry at him for his loud laughter.
"F..? What are you doing here?" D quivered, starting to feel nervous of thinking about what F is going to do to D.
"You know who's gonna kill you now? It's X." F snarled at him. "X, get him."
"Not right now, F. I'm drinking some Apple juice." X shook his shape, still drinking the juice box.
F started to get even more mad when X still didn't so any kind of shit but drink the apple juice box that D gave him, since he was "feeling a bit thirsty". But D was also starting to feel more and more worried, especially his nervous feeling growing even more in his mind.
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"A juice box..? Really, motherfucker?!" F growled louder. "All because of.. A FUCKING JUICE BOX THAT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING YOUR LAZY ASS?!?"
"What's the big fucking deal, bitch?" X talked back rudely in front of F's face. As he should, honestly. F's attitude is just childish and shitty right now.
"RAAAH!! YOU NO CALL ME A BITCH! YOU ARE BITCH! MARSHMALLOW LIKE YOU IS BITCH! GAAAAH!!" F charged after X while he talked like a caveman. Did cavemen even use to exist back then?
But what stopped F from trying to attack him is that X KNOCKED him back with just a simple hard kick. What I saw was simply good because of how fucking ANNOYING F is. That still doesn't stop me from hating X more than F right now, despite the fact that he killed MY WIFE, especially other innocent letters who did nothing wrong to him but insult him for the shit he has done and all that.
"Whatever you do, X.." F started to snarl louder, trying to sound like a tough guy, but instead sounded cheesy as much as X's actions in front of me. "You will NEVER BEAT THE F-CHAD! SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN-TIDDIES BITCH! RAAAAHH!!"
Before X would say something back to F in the most negative way possible, he took a deep breath to prepare for his big talkback.
"First of all, this is NOT how a "chad" is supposed to act like when you talk like a braindead bitch who sits their ass down all day and doesn't clean up the mess in their own cave. And second, you don't even have any fucking "mantits". YOU'RE A LETTER, F." X told him in a rude manner, especially with a face just like he's had enough of F and his complete bullshit. (As he should)
"Guys? GUUYS?!" The slow letter slowly crept in front of us. It has turned out to be Q, after a long time of trying to watch up to us. "I have to warn you something!"
"What is it, Sluggy Q?" D switched up to smile at Q with a glad look.
"There is something that's flying in the middle of the sky, and you won't believe what it is!" Q alarmed us. We looked up at the floating ship, and had turned out to be left in shock, except for X. He KNEW what was going to happen.
"Damnit, you.." X stammered, looking up to the flying ship. The ship was taking a turn to slowly settle down to the ground. This made X even more MAD on his angry look already.
Unfortunately, the ship had turned out to be a CALCULATOR ship, and when the door opened up, someone came out of the Calculator ship.
I was confused along with F and D of who that creature was that walked out of the calculator ship X couldn't BELIEVE who it was, which was actually..
