new story about a woman who met James at a bar and well... you will have to read the story, it's fake by the way. this is a bit of comical and humor, James is one funny guy. :)
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Why does Amanda and Lars have a goofy grin on their faces? Whatever!
"Hi, you look, well you uh look hot, I mean uh beautiful." Damn it James, keep it in our pants!
"You look handsome." Aw thanks, I started to get all flushed. Lars nodded at me.
"Who gives this woman, to this man." The minister spoke to all of us, Lars stepped forward.
"I do." Good, now step back and give me space. I asked the minister, not do anything fancy, I did my vows in my first marriage, it was great, but I just wanted to do a prayer, the vows and have the I do's and be done with it, I just needed this to get done, I wasn't trying to get laid right then and there, I guess I had a sense of something, that I couldn't think of at the time. The minister looked at Denise and I, he said his prayer, before we said out vows.
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Let us pray for this man and woman as they make their marriage vows." Nice! I got ready to say my vows, I took it out of my back pocket, into ten million folds, such a student! ha!
"I, James, take you, Denise, to be my wedded wife. I didn't really know what love was, until I met you. With deepest joy I receive you into my life that together we may be one. I promise you my deepest love, my fullest devotion, my tenderest care. I promise to love you for the good, the bad and the ugly, I pledge to you my life as a loving and faithful husband. I may be a man, with love for cars, music, muscle and sports, but those don't mean much to me, because all I need in my life is you. I love you, Denise." I just almost busted into tears, I know Lars did, Amanda gave him a tissue, Denise smiled at me and took my hand, I kept myself together, as best as I could.
"I, Denise, take you, James, to be my wedded husband. You have your Harley's, cars, sports and your Metallica, I love all that about you, James, you seem to have a good balance with everything. I know deep down, I may be a mess, but you help me with whatever I need. I will love you, obey you, care for you and ever seeking to please you. God has prepared me for you and so I will ever strengthen, help, comfort, and encourage you. Therefore, throughout life, no matter what may be ahead of us, I pledge to you my life as a faithful wife. You have made me the happiest, I've ever been in the last 5 years of my life, I love you James, and our humor." Aw baby!
The minister spoke and said this to Denise and me:
James and Denise, you have come together this day so that the Lord may seal and strengthen your love in the presence of this minister of His word and this community of family and friends and so, in the presence of this gathering, I ask you to state your intentions:
Have you both come here freely and without reservation to give yourselves to each other in marriage? If so, answer by saying 'I have'
Denise and I said I have. Lars handed me both rings, I gave one to Denise, mine.
James, please take the ring you have selected for Denise. As you place it on her finger, repeat after me: With this ring, I thee wed.
"With this ring, I thee wed." I put the ring on Denise's hand, I smiled.
Denise, please take the ring you have selected for James, as you place it on his finger, repeat after me: With this ring, I thee wed.
"With this ring, I thee wed." Denise placed the ring on my hand, we both smiled.
The minister looked at Denise and I, and said, May Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior, always be at the center of the new lives you are now starting to build together, that you may know the ways of true love and kindness. May the Lord bless you both all the days of your lives and fill you with His joy. Amen. I was about to end, finally!
In so much as James and Denise have consented together in holy wedlock and have witnessed the same before God and this company, having given and pledged their faith, each to the other, and having declared same by the giving and receiving of rings, I pronounce that you are husband and wife.
I ask you now to seal the promises you have made with each other this day with a kiss.
"Holy shit! sorry, we did it!" Lars smirked when I said shit, ha-ha, but Amanda rolled her eyes.
"It's fine! Kiss your bride." The minister, looked at Denise and I. After a split second, I bent down to kiss Denise, with love and passion, God, I thought it felt like an hour, but it was a minute!
"I love you." I whispered into Denise's ear; I held her close to me.
"I love you too." I kissed Denise again for another minute, I forgot other people were here! I composted myself and let Denise up for air, Lars was blushing, and Amanda looked mad.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr. & Mrs. James Hetfield! The minister spoke!
Oh, thank God, this is over with, I was sweating like a pig. I paid the hotel, in an advance, Lars and Amanda, gave Denise and I hugs, then after we left up to our hotel room, I was going to lock the room up tight, so no one bothers us, Denise and I got to our room, minutes later.
