new story about a woman who met James at a bar and well... you will have to read the story, it's fake by the way. this is a bit of comical and humor, James is one funny guy. :)
Today was the day before Fourth of July, Denise and I decided to have another one of our cookouts, I was inviting my old friend Ron, Denise hasn't met Ron before, so he was going to bring his wife along, so Denise and Emma can chat, Ron's kids were all on their own, so it was just him and his wife! I guess it was a good time for Denise and I to tell everyone the genders, fuck what Lars and the guys wanted to do, it was a nice thought, but this was something Denise and I wanted to do, so we got blue and pink napkins, with the boxes and glitter, two boxes will be blue, and one will be pink inside. Denise and I got all of this stuff early in the morning, it was going to be a normal day for us. Denise and I sat on the couch, and we kissed for a few minutes, then the phone rang, as usual, I can't get a moment peace! It was Lars, I think he is obsessed with me or something ha-ha. But I love him like a bother, we all do! I told Lars to, have the guys bring food, potluck style, so Denise and I wouldn't have to make every food, there is.
The afternoon hit and I made Denise and I bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches, with mayo. Actually, I made three, we each had one and a half sandwiches. Right after we ate, Denise and I watched another car show on TV, she laid back into me and looked up at me, I smirked at her.
"Hey." Denise and I both giggled, I turned off the TV, and took off my shirt, Denise put her hands on my chest and up to my shoulders and back down to my chest, I couldn't help but smile.
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"Like what you see?" Denise nodded yes and laid me down on the couch, then started kissing my chest and neck, and then we kissed passionately, damn woman! I growled, I got Denise off me and then I laid her down on the couch, I think she likes it when I'm on top and hopefully not crushing the babies, I bent down to kiss her stomach, the babies just hit the side of my face.
"Hey, be nice to your father." Denise smirked down at me; I smirked up at her.
"Yeah, listen to your mother." Then the babies, got quiet, funny how they stopped.
"You want to Jamie?" That should never be a question, of course I want you!
"Yeah, I want you, all the fucking time!" I growled at Denise, she giggled at my touch.
"Take off those jeans Jamie." With pleasure!
"Sure." I got off the couch, I decided to remove my jeans slowly, starting with the zipper.
"Come on James! Just take them off." I raised one of my eyebrows, antsy, are we?
"Pacience baby!" Denise took off her jeans, underwear, bra and shirt, within one minute, damn!
"I want you now! Hurry up." Woah, yes mam! Took off my jeans and lowered my boxers, my dick popped out and swollen, I started to jerk myself, Denise spread her legs open for me.
"Damn, I'm hard!" I took off my shirt and I walked towards Denise, we both smirked big. Then the phone rang, every damn time! Jeez man! I walked over to the phone in the kitchen naked, and Denise saw me. I answered the phone.
"Hello?" Oh God, not you ha-ha but okay.
"Hey man, what's shakin?" oh Hi Larsy!
"Hi Lars, what's up? I shook my head with the phone and walked over back to Denise, I sat down on the couch and Denise, ran her hands up and down my back and ran one of her hands, down my chest, I sighed to myself, while Lars was blabbing away about pointless things.
"Are you listening to me?" No, not really but what?
"No! What do you want? I'm busy." Lars sighed to me.
"Well, I was talking about tomorrow." Yeah and...
"Okay and?" I laughed to myself, for my own amusement.
"Do you want me to bring fruit salad?" What? I don't care!
"I don't give a shit what you bring, just come over tomorrow." I hung up the phone, Denise took the phone out of my hand and placed it on her lap.
"I actually want fruit salad now." What? Now?
"Now? Why?" I smirked at Denise.
"The babies are hungry and I am too." Oh okay.
"Okay, all we have in the fridge are eggs, orange juice and milk, it wouldn't hurt me to get some things, want anything else?" Denise wrapped her arms around my neck and we kissed.
"Some baby oil." Oh, I know what that's for.
"Oh, for later?" I raised my eyebrows at Denise, and we giggled.
"Yeah, later on." I kissed Denise's neck.
"Okay, shall I go to the other store?" I'm bad, I guess you can say, I blushed.
"James Hetfield, no!" Denise blushed right after I did, but we both laughed more.
"Okay alright, later we should take a warm bath, I need you relaxed." Like really.
"I know, and the sooner you leave, the better I will be." I pulled my boxers and jeans on and then I jumped up to put my shirt on, with my socks and shoes, I fixed my hair and gave Denise a kiss.
