Is our mansion haunted?(Parody)

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Me, Elton and some of our friends pranked the roommates with a smack cam prank. Corey got out his camera and said "Hey guys guys I know what you are thinking right now, Aunt Corey why are you covered in shaving cream, well it is because Mom and Uncle Elton decided to surprise me and smack me in the face with a giant fricking hand it had to be full of shaving cream".

Corey opened the door and said "Imma show you what I'm talking about right now, Y/n and Elton are crazy, by the way guys what are you doing". Elton looked at Corey and said "I don't know what we are doing". Corey looked at us and said "No like what have you guys just done".

I looked at him and said "Oh yeah that we ordered a forklift a foam hand and thrown a shit load of shaving cream on it". Scotty looked at me and said "It was worth it little Castee". I looked at him and said "Oh I know it was". Then Corey said "Yeah they said that they had a surprise for me-what are you doing".

Elton put a ball on his shoulder making Corey say, "Oh okay then". Corey stopped recording then after having a hour break Corey said "Y/n will you join us in a skit". I looked at him and said "Sure". We walked upstairs where the rest of the roommates were and got his camera out while saying "Yo what is up guys how is everyone doing".

Corey looked behind him while Sam and Colby was being odd and said "Yo guys what are you doing". Colby looked at the camera and said "Yo fam I'm not doing anything". Sam opened up his shirt making me say "Uh bro I'm a girl who doesn't want to see your nipples". Sam looked at me and said "Sorry girl forgot you was here" while having a small smile on his face.

Then Corey said "So anyways today we are taking on the hottest you-" he was cut off by my phone ringing. Corey looked at me and I said "I'm sorry I'm getting a call". Colby looked at me and said "Who is it". I looked at him and said "No one in particular". Colby looked at me and said "Hmm okay".

Corey brought the camera to face him and said "Anyways today we are going to do the Ouija board". I looked at the camera and said "We are going to summon some demons". Corey pointed at the glass table and said "So this is where the ouija board is and we are going to contact spirits".

Colby looked at Corey and said "Brother I think this is a glass table". Corey looked at Colby and said "No bro that is definitely a ouija board". Aaron touched the table and made his eyes roll back. I looked at Aaron and while shaking him I said "Hello are you there snap out of it". Then Aaron said "Oh oh I'm sorry, sorry dude my shirt is a little tight".

Sam looked at Aaron and said "I was definitely not scared". Then Corey said "Anyways lets do this ouija board". We gathered around the table with our fingers on a little toy car and Corey said "So we are going to". He was interrupted by Colby banging on the table.

I looked at Colby and said "What are you doing". He looked at me and said "I don't know it is like something took over me". Corey looked at me and said "Y/n you're going to have to preform a exorcism". I looked at Corey and said "Who do I look like fucking Ed Warren".

Colby looked at me and said "More of Lorraine but ok". Corey looked at me and said "You've done it before". I looked at Corey and said "I haven't done a exorcism before but I have worked at a haunted hotel before". Sam looked at me and said "I'm pretty sure that is the same thing". Aaron looked at Sam and said "No I think they are two totally different things".

I looked at them and said "Exactly". Then Corey said "Anyways we need to put our fingers on the ouija board and Y/n is going to speak". I looked at everyone and said "If your a hot cowboy can you give us a sign". Aaron looked at me and said "Y/n you do know that is not going to work let me say if there is a ghost make Colby shit".

I gave Aaron a weird look and then Colby started 'shitting'. Corey looked at Colby and said "Oh my god there is a ghost in here". Colby looked at us and said "I need to change my underwear, Y/n did you do the washing". I looked at him and said "Yeah I did". Colby slightly laughed and then sat back down and then we put our hands on the table.

Then Aaron said "If there is a ghost can you make us all shit". Everyone was pretending that they were shitting their selves and then Sam looked at me and said "Y/n how the fuck are you not shitting yourself". I looked at him and said "The ghost just likes me".

Colby looked at me and said "Who do you think this ghost is the cowboy from Stanley". I looked at him and said "Oh yeah definitely". Corey put the camera down and we all did our own things.

A few hours later Corey wanted the roommates to do the second part of the parody so Corey said "What's up fam and today we are with Tanner, introduce yourself Tanner". While Corey was calling Elton Tanner I said "Yeah you guys were supposed to be fam 5 but it has been fam 4 because someone wasn't there".

Elton looked at me and said "I was at mom's house". Corey looked at the camera and said "Yeah he was at his mom's". We went upstairs and Corey said "Okay so it has been 10 minutes and some weird things has been happening". I looked at Corey and said "Yeah I have been hearing footsteps".

Corey looked at the camera and said "Well we was downstairs and all heard a noise and then Y/n said that she heard footsteps". I looked at Corey and said "They were fucking loud did you not hear that". Sam looked at me and said "No I didn't hear footsteps but hear the bang". Corey looked at us and said "Yeah the noise came from that table".

I looked at Corey and said "Wait didn't we do the ouija board there". Corey looked at me and said "Exactly we played with the Luige board". Elton looked at Corey and said "What are you guys talking about". I looked at Elton and said "What he is trying to say is that we are haunted by fucking demons".

Elton looked at me and said "Well that's not good". Colby looked at him and said "Yeah not good at all". Then Aaron voiced Mickey mouse saying "Ahoy". Corey swung around and said "What was that". I looked at Corey and said "I don't know but I'm scared". Colby brought me into a hug and said "Don't worry love I'm a big strong man that's here to protect you".

Sam looked over and said "Yeah you comfort the girl we figure out what the heck that was". I brought my head out of Colby's chest and said "Wait why did it sound like Mickey mouse". Corey looked at me and said "I don't freaking know".

I looked at Corey and said "I'm pretty sure that was a freaking ghost". Then Corey said "Right if there is a ghost can we talk to you". Sam looked at Corey and said "You want to talk to the ghost". I looked at Corey and said "Yeah are you out of your freaking mind". Corey looked at us and said "Yeah dudes he might have treasure or something".

I looked at him and said "Yeah I heard that if you rub a ghost it turns into a genie". Then Corey said "So ghost is there any way we can talk to you". With the Mickey mouse voice Aaron said "Use the ouija board you idiot". Colby looked at Corey and said "I think he wants us to use the ouija board".

We walked over to the glass table and Corey said "What is your name". Again with the voice Aaron said "M-mickey mouse dummy". I looked at Corey and said "I told you it sounded like Mickey mouse". Then Colby said "Wait I have one, are you a mouse". 'Mickey mouse' replied with "Well no it says it in my name for fun". Then Elton said "Are you called Mickey".

The voice replied with "How stupid are you guys you freaking idiots". I looked at the guys and said "I think we pissed it off we should go". Corey looked at me and said "Yeah we should stop". Corey thanked us for helping with his video and then ended the video.

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