Cutting off roommates beard

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I was in the kitchen when Colby said "Right Y/n I need your help". I looked at him and said "And what do you need my help with". He looked at me and said "Lets start the video in my room and you'll find out". We sat down in his room and he said "What's up today I'm with my girlfriend Y/n, so most of you know we are in a relationship and also that".

I looked at him and said "That there's a giant prank war". He nodded and said "So since we did jump scares last time, today I think we should turn it up a notch, so I was thinking I could cut Elton's beard". I looked at him and said "Fucking hell Colby, do you have a death wish". He looked at me and said "This is team Colby and I have you my girlfriend to keep me safe".

I looked at him and said "I don't think I can keep you safe from this one". Colby wrapped his arms around me and said "Elton won't do anything bad to me if your there". I looked at him and said "Well that's just a lie, when it comes to his beard he'd do something bad to anyone". He looked at me and said "Well if we want to win this prank war, we're going to have to do something ballsy".

I looked at him and said "That's definitely ballsy, even I wouldn't have the guts to chop Elton's beard off". Colby then laughed and looked at the camera while saying "So before we potentially get killed by Elton I need you to get team well it seems like mine and Y/n's team at this point to share and like this video".

I looked at the camera and said "Well Elton's asleep right now since we was all up so late last night so I'm guessing that's when Colby the beard shaver is going to strike". He nodded and said "So without further a do lets go trim Elton's beard". I looked at him and said "Get Sam to film and call me I'd I'll somehow protect you".

10 minutes later I heard Colby scream "Y/n, Y/n help". Elton's voice followed saying "Your boyfriend has just fucking trimmed my beard horribly". I walked downstairs and saw Elton trying to get Colby. Colby looked at me and said "Y/n tell your brother that his beard looks really beautiful".

Elton turned his face to me making me say "He has a fucking bold patch on his beard". Sam looked at him and said "Oh my god". Colby looked at him and said "Elton it doesn't look that bad". Elton then picked up a tripod making me say "Oh shit he has no mercy on you anymore, he's going to fucking kill you".

Colby looked at him and said "Come on dude put it down". Elton looked at him and said "Just because you're dating my sister doesn't mean that I can't kill you". I shook my heads and said "I live with fucking kids". Colby then picked up a chair so they looked like they were going to start medieval fighting and said "Elton this is a good thing for you, it looks better".

 Elton then pulled the chair away from Colby making say "For goodness sake someone's going to get seriously hurt, Elton you can grow the fucking thing back its not a big deal". Sam then opened the door making Colby say "Yeah let me out". Elton shut Sam out making me say "Well there does your way out".

Elton then jumped over to Colby making Sam walk in and say "Colby run". Elton then got Colby to the ground and got the scissors making me say "Oh no fucking way Elton your taking this way too far". I then grabbed Elton's arm as Colby ran outside and Elton detached himself following closely behind him.

Sam looked at me and said "Oh fuck". I looked at him and said "Lets get him before he gets Elton murders him". We ran through the gate as Sam said "Run Colby run". When we got over the road Elton was straddling Colby as he said "Its weird having Elton on top of me instead of his sister". I looked at him and said "That's going to make him even more mad".

Elton looked at him and said "I'm going to completely ignore you just said that for your own sake". Colby looked at him and said "You haven't even looked at your beard yet". Elton looked at him and said "On the right side of my face there's a beard on the other, there's nothing". I looked at him and said "Well personally it looks go- no it looks stupid".

Colby looked at me and said "Y/n your supposed to be on my side". Sam looked at us and said "Well Elton's gonna have to shave it all off now". Colby looked at him and said "No no he's not gonna have to do that". I nodded and said "He'll probably have to". Colby looked at us and said "You two stop talking".

Elton looked at him and said "I'm gonna have to get rid of the whole thing". Colby looked at him and said "Lets just go inside and you can have a look at it and you'll see its not as bad as you think". We then got Elton to go look at his beard as he said "I don't even want to see what you've done to my beard".

I looked at him and said "I just need you to be calm when you look". He looked in the mirror and said "Colby what the fuck did you do". Colby looked at him and said "It doesn't look that bad". I shrugged and said "Its only a gap that your missing". Colby looked at him and said "And you had a blanket over your face, who does that".

I looked at them and said "I'm staying out of this now". 20 minutes later I got a call of Colby. I answered it and said "Are you dead yet". He shook his head and said "Well not yet but can you help me out the bathroom and you can see your new brother". I laughed and said "Okay give me one second".

I opened up the bathroom Elton and I share and saw Elton behind the door. I looked at him and said "Oh fucking hell, I haven't seen Elton without a beard in years what the actual hell". Colby looked at me and said "He looks good doesn't he". I look at him and said "Wait AARON GET YOUR ASS IN HERE".

He came in and looked at Elton and said "You don't even look like uncle Elton anymore". I nodded and said "You can start calling him cousin Elton then". Aaron looked at him and said "You look like you aged down 5 years". Colby looked at Aaron and said "I'm gonna need you to tackle Elton to the ground right now".

Elton looked at him and said "You can run anywhere you want I'm still gonna find you". Sam looked at them and said "Oh my god". I looked and said "Okay then not fucking creepy at all". Colby looked at Elton and said "So you're letting me out the bathroom". He looked at Colby and said "Yeah go on, go on, go on".

I shook my head and said "I'm going before someone gets hurt".

AN:

This part is finally done, and I hope you all don't mind that I officially upgraded Y/n's and Colby's relationship status to girlfriend and boyfriend.


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