Exploring with Samantha and Colleen

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I was upstairs as the boys was doing a skit as girls downstairs as I heard Corey (Kim) shout "Y/nnn, someone's outside will you check it out". I nodded "Yeah sure". I went outside and saw Colby (Colleen) talking to Sam (Samantha). Colby took his wig off "The fuck did you just say about my Corolla".

I laughed as Sam looked at Colby "Colleen, there's someone behind you". He turned around and said "Oh my gawd, she's hawt". I shook my head laughing "Can I help you?". Sam looked at me "Erm, Colleen make an excuse up quick". Colby looked at me "Where's the closest food restaurant".

I shrugged "Probably a few blocks away". Sam smiled "Thank ya girl". I walked into the living room as Colby shouted "Hellooooooo". I sighed and shouted "What!?". I then heard the door slam as I sighed "Its too fucking late for this". I then heard Aaron (Khloe) shout "Y/nn, someone is looking at us through the window".

I shrugged "Its probably nothing". Corey sighed "Okay then sister". Then Aaron said "Y/n come out here there's definitely someone out here". I sighed as I got up and walked outside "What's going on". Colby looked at Sam "Samantha, its the hot chick again". Sam turned to him "Colleen girl, I didn't know you was lesbian".

I smiled "Can I honestly help you two". Sam looked at us "This is our home". Aaron grabbed me "This is our bestie Y/n and she hesitate to bitch slap you". Corey looked at us "Khloe, Y/n, come on". Colby looked at us "We're just gonna go into our house". Corey then threw me over his shoulder and took us inside away from Sam and Colby as Colby ran into the door.

Sam looked at us "Guys we can come to an agreement". I shook my head "Come on guys, we have roommates and they're boys". Colby got close to my face with the glass blocking us as he said "Girl, is one of them your boyfriend". I shrugged "Might be, one of them is my brother". Then Sam said "Do you guys want girl scout cookies".

Aaron shook his head "We don't like fucking girl scout cookies". Colby then knocked on the door "Its Jerry". Corey looked at us "Do we know a Jerry". I shook my head "I don't think so". Aaron looked at us "Wait the sandwich guy". Colby nodded "Yeah we have your post mates". I sighed "When did we order post mates".

Aaron looked at me "Earlier". Then Corey said "And who's the other". Sam looked at us "Kyle your uber eats". I sighed "Kyle? I don't know a Kyle". Aaron looked at me "He's the uber eats people". I shrugged "These don't look like uber eats people". Colby looked at me "You better believe it honey".

Aaron then said "Wait! I don't know anyone called Kyle- okay come in". Corey then unlocked the door "Hello-". Colby charged in and threw me over his shoulder as I said "Why am I like a rag doll today". Corey gasped "They stole Y/n". Aaron picked something up "Give us Y/n back". Sam looked at him "We can come to an agreement ladies".

Colby put me down as Corey said "This is Khloe, the girl you kidnapped and called hot is Y/n and I'm Kim". Sam looked at us "Are you famous". Corey looked at him "Are we famous, Y/n's a freaking model". Aaron nodded "Victoria secrets". I shook my head "No I'm not". Colby looked at Sam "We know the hot one but who are the other bitches".

I sighed "Erm, fucking hell, I don't even know who I am anymore". Colby put his arm around me "This is our house, so you listen to us, we came here to deliver your food and now we're here to make it". Corey sighed "Okay then". Colby fixed his hair "Okay, good". Sam then said "Where is the kitchen".

Aaron sighed "Its a really big house, I don't know where the kitchen i- that's a closet". They followed me as I said "Over here". As we walked into the kitchen Corey said "Where is out uber eats". Sam looked at us "We came with it in out pockets". I looked at them "How did you get it in your pockets".

Colby touched my nose "Don't worry your pretty face about it". Sam then said "Now we need to make it". Colby then screamed "What the fuck is that". Corey screamed "Get it out of here". I looked up "Its a fucking light, you fools". Colby got off the counter "Yeah, I knew that". Sam then said "What kind of sandwiches did you order".

Corey sighed "Are you seriously gonna put me on the spot like that". I sighed "Khloe likes- well I don't know but I'll have ham and cheese". Colby nodded "Don't worry, we'll whip you something up". Sam nodded "I think we've got this". We got back in the kitchen as Colby said "So where's the bread".

Aaron shrugged "I dunno, Y/n does our shopping". I leaned over the counter with a sigh "Its in the cupboard". Colby threw the bread onto the counter as he said "We also need peanut butter and jelly". Sam smiled "I caught both".  Corey scoffed "Wow, you can catch you should be a millionaire".

Colby looked at them "I'm the only one doing anything". Sam went to shout back as I shouted "GUYS FUCKING SHUT IT". Sam broke out of character "Oh wow". Corey sighed "We should've just let Y/n make us sandwiches when she offered". Aaron nodded "It would've been easier". Colby went up to Corey "You're one of the dumbest bitches I've ever met".

Corey looked at him "Y/n knows Karate remember". I nodded "I'll pound your ass into next week". Colby got in my face "You'll do what hon". I laughed making everyone else break out of character. Sam came in as Corey said "Your tits are big and fucking hot". Sam looked at him "No one ever complements my tits".

Sam then squeezed Colby's chest as I said "Right, okay then". Sam sighed "God dang it, some are less unfortunate than others, people like Y/n and I are blessed". Corey looked at us "My dad calls flat chests bird chests". Colby shrugged "My dad calls them mosquito nips". I burst out in laughed "Oh my fucking god".

Colby then aggressively put some bread on the plates as Sam said "You're gonna hurt my bread". I nodded "Don't hurt the bread". Corey looked at us "What goes after the oh my". Aaron looked at him "Oh my nehyayha". Sam said "Do they have issues, do you guys have a dad". Corey nodded "We have Y/n".

I shrugged "I guess I'm daddy". Colby doubled over in laughter "Y/n's now daddy". Aaron nodded "And a reality TV show". Then Sam whispered "Does that mean they have money". Corey looked at him "What did you say". Sam then whispered "After this we have to get the chloroform". I shrugged "Think they said something about a form".

Sam then said "Lets get to the sandwiches because I'm freaking harn-gar-y". Corey sighed "I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't get it on the kitchen counter". I nodded "Yeah, because I'm the one who's gonna end up cleaning this shit up". Colby then said "I like her, but then the other two looks like their hair is T-shirts and they need the barbers for a touch up".

 Sam sighed "I think barbers are for men". Aaron then took Colby's wig "Your hair isn't even real". I looked at the camera "Weave snatched". Sam then said "Run, run". Colby then put his wig back on "As we've sorted that out, lets continue". Corey then picked the sandwich up as Sam said "Put it in your mouth".

Corey shook his head "I'm not gonna put that in my mouth". Colby then said "Put it in my mouth". Sam sighed "Wait, you forgot the jelly". I shook my head "I think your on the wrong kinda app for these activities". Then Aaron said "Put the whole jelly in her mouth". Corey looked at me "This is the best uber eats I've ever had".

I nodded "And the craziest". Colby then aggressively ate the sandwich as Corey laughed "Oh my god". I shook my head "The amount of fucking edits people are gonna tag us in of you eating that". Sam looked at Colby "Did you get bigger, like go to the gym- did you just eat your hair". Colby laughed "Yeah, Y/n can you tell I've been working out".

I nodded "Yup girlfriend". Corey then said "Wait a second Y/n did you order sandwiches". I shook my head "No, I thought you guys did and that's why these are here". Corey shook his head "No I didn't we ordered car service". Aaron nodded "Yeah go wash our cars". I looked at them "Can you extra polish my car, Elton dirtied it".

Colby nodded "Of course honey bun, I'll get to it". Sam looked at him "Yeah, distract them". Corey and Aaron then chased them out as I just sat down laughing 

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