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Colby's face in apartment prank

I was chilling on my couch when Colby came in "Did the package come". I laughed "They did come right and I opened one of them and I just started pissing myself with laughter". He looked at me "What do they look like". I walked him over to them "I think they're fucking massive like your face is nearly bigger than my forehead".

He laughed and said "Jake is already at Sam's apartment so lets get them over to Sam's apartment". When we got to Sam's, Jake said "Fucking hell how many do you need". I sighed "He bought too fucking many, I can tell you that much". Colby laughed "I mean looked at this". Jake nodded "You look fucking hot here".

I looked at him "You could've got a more up to date photo". Then Jake said "I'll be right back". Colby looked at him "Where are you going with that". I sighed "I'm highly confused".  Jake smiled "This is going to my apartment". Colby nodded "That's fine and normal I think". I shrugged "Bros supporting bros".

Colby looked at us and said "Do you guys think Sam would like my face in his apartment". I nodded "I'm sure he'd fucking love it". Colby looked at us and said "Well lets get started then". Jake nodded "Then after we can put them all in my room". I sighed "And now Jake is obsessing over Colby".

Colby looked at us "I told Sam I was coming in here to edit, just so I could pull this prank off". I laughed "Now that's commitment". Colby nodded "Now lets Colby-fy Sam's apartment". I looked at him and said "You know instead of watching TV Sam can now only watch Colby mother fucking Brock".

Jake looked at me "Well that's the only think he should be watching". Colby then said "Thinking about it, I don't think we're even pranking him, I think we're just doing him a favour". I nodded "I mean everyone would be blessed to have a Colby themed house, right?". Colby then pointed out "Especially 2015 Colby and then we have cardboard cut outs".

Jake looked at us "Lets see if they got Colby's height right". We set it up as I said "Fucking hell, cardboard Colby is taller than me". Colby nodded "That's because that is my actual height". Jake gasped "No way". Colby then said "Is this what I look like in real life". I nodded "Pretty much". Jake agreed "You both look like a sexy bitch".

Colby then said "Why did I have that haircut, I hate that mother fucking hair cut, never mind, its beautiful and now Sam can look at it forever". I nodded "Such a blessing for Sam". Then Jake said "Do I get to keep one of these after the video". Colby nodded "Of course man, and so can Y/n".

I looked at him "Thanks Colby, it definitely wont give me nightmares". We was making progress as Colby said "Its looking beautiful in here". I shrugged "It really is something in here, it reminds me as a fever dream". Jake then said "Colby just gave me a paper cut". Jake was making a weird high pitch noise as I said "Go get a band-aid".

He looked at me "How? these videos don't come with a first aid kit". Colby shrugged "We're in Sam's apartment, I'm sorry". I looked at them "Walking in here just reminds me of like a nightmare". Jake shrugged "Personally, I love it". Colby then lead us to Sam's bedroom "So I think that a cardboard Colby belongs on Sam's bed".

I laughed and said "So Sam's gonna have to sleep with a cardboard cut out of you in his bed, and you wonder why people ship Solby". Then Colby said "Wait there's actually one more, so where we gonna put this". Jake looked at him "Go and sit him over him over at the couch". I nodded "One of them need to be in a normal position".

Then Colby popped the cardboard cut-out's legs and said "Oh god". I shook my head "You're breaking its legs". Jake nodded "Treat yourself with respect". Colby looked at him "I don't think my legs are supposed to bend that way". I nodded "I'm surprised you're legs aren't broken if you bend them like that".

Colby looked at us "There's no way that's what I look like". I nodded "That's exactly what you look like". Jake agreed "A sexy bitch with little legs". I laughed "He does look like he has little legs there". Colby sighed "Jesus Christ, well personally I think it looks great". Jake nodded "It looks beautiful in here".

I chuckled "You're one in the chair looks like you have a very important interview with someone". Colby laughed "It does look like that".  Jake then put his face in the camera "Sit down Sam I want to have a conversation about your red velvet sheets". I looked at them "I think its time to show the finished product".

Jake looked at him and said "Do you want me to do a backing song because otherwise you're gonna get copyrighted". Colby nodded "Yeah that's a good idea". Colby then started to go around Sam's apartment as Jake was singing "Its Colby Brock, yeah yeah yeah, its Colby Brock, yeah yeah yeah, its Colby Brock".

I laughed "Definitely didn't expect that song but I guess it goes with the vibe". Colby shrugged "I think it was beautiful". 20 minutes later Colby and I was stood out with Sam, Ben and Katrina. Colby looked at Sam "Hey Sam". He looked at us "Why do you have a camera". I laughed "I don't think you wanna know".

Sam looked at Colby "I thought you was editing". Colby shrugged "Well I was a little bit and then I got bored so invited Y/n over". I nod "I guess you could say we have a surprise for you". Sam sighed "Oh god, what did you two do, we only moved in last week". Colby looked at him and said "Why don't you go in and see for yourself".

I sighed "It might be a shock at first but I think you're really gonna like it". Colby nodded "And so will Ben and Katrina". Ben looked at us "I do have to sleep here a couple more night". I looked at Colby "Shit you're gonna give Ben fucking nightmares". Sam opened the door and jump "Oh my God, that's the most horrifying thing in the world, oh what? they just keep going".

I nodded "Its fucking creepy isn't it". Sam looked at Colby "How many did you get?". I shrugged "He sent like a few of these things to my apartment". Katrina laughed "A few, I can see more than a few". Ben looked at us "I've gotta grab something". I looked at him "Try not to have a heart attack wherever you go".

Colby then said "Ben just walked in and Jake's there as well". Sam laughed "Yay, I can sleep next to Colby". I looked at Sam "I thought you do every night". He shook his head "No that's you". I shook my head as Ben said "Sam just take me to the airport, I think I've finally had enough". I laughed "Colbs, you've traumatised Ben".

Then Jake said "So Y/n". I looked at him "What". Jake smiled "We have a surprise for you too". I looked at Colby "Are you fucking kidding me". Colby shook his head "Come on lets go to your apartment". I opened my front door with a relief sigh "Fucking hell I was so scared I'd see like one hundred Colbys".

Jake looked at me "Go in your room". I turned to Colby "What did you do to my room". Colby shrugged "Just have a look". I walked into my room and saw a Colby blanket and pillows. I looked at him "Oh wow, a Colby blanket the one thing I've always wanted". Jake laughed "Do you like your present".

I looked at him and said "Its totally different". Colby laughed "Bet you didn't expect to be surprised as well". I shook my head "No, but I'm gonna keep these forever".