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Ghost Hunters Come To Our House (Parody)

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Today Jake wanted to do a ghost hunters come to our house parody so that is what we did. I heard a knock on the door so I said "Sam, Colby someone is at the door". Then they came downstairs and Sam opened the door and said "Sup". Sam looked at Jake and said "Who are you guys". 

Jake looked at us and said "You called us I'm Hugh and this is Anna". I looked at Jake and Corey and said "Oh it's lovely to meet you". Corey looked at us and said "So we are the ghost catchers what seems to be the problem". Colby looked at Corey and said "At night about 3AM I feel something poking my ass". 

Corey looked at Colby and said "Are you sure it's not the girl". I looked at him and said "The fuck I'm in bed at 3AM". Jake looked at Colby and said "Okay it's definitely a ghost then". Sam looked at us and said "That hasn't happened to Y/n and I". Colby looked at us and said "I can hear breathing moaning and clapping noises".

I looked at Colby and said "I keep hearing that in yours and Sam's bathroom". Jake looked at us and said "That's kind of weird". Colby looked at us and said "Something keeps I know this is weird but I keep feeling things on your ass". Jake looked at us and said "That is definitely a ghost".

I looked at Jake and said "It seems like the ghost is sexually frustrated because come on it's touching Colby up he must be bored". Sam looked at Jake and Corey and said "What should we do". Corey looked at us and said "Can you all be quiet for a minute". I looked at him and said "Oh sorry guys".

Jake breathed at the back of Sam's neck making Sam jump and Jake saying "Oh god are you okay". Aaron looked at us and said "Guys guys". I looked at him and said "What's up". Then Colby jumped and said "Guys someone is breathing on me again". 

I looked at Jake and Corey and said "This is what it has been like for the past week it is like the conjuring in here affecting us like the Perron family". Corey looked at me and said "Hm I see". Jake looked at us and said "So what part of the of the house that is the most haunted". Colby looked at Jake and said "Definitely the kitchen".

I nodded and said "Yeah my hair has been flicked quite a lot of times there". Jake looked at me and said "Well that's not very good". Corey looked at us and said "Did you guys say there was a little girl ghost who likes to play with balls". I looked at him and said "We didn't mention a girl ghost but you never know there might be". 

As I said that Corey kicked a ball and said "Oh my god". I looked at him and said "Where the fuck did that come from". Jake looked at us and said "I'm going to spray this ghost spray around the room and that should ward the evil off a little". Colby looked at them and said "Oh yeah ohm thank you".

Corey looked at us and said "This is to desanitise the air". Aaron then said "Oh yeah". I looked at the guys and said "Doesn't smell bad does it". Colby looked at me and said "Smells quite nice actually". Sam looked at us and said "It smells like summer fruits". Jake looked at us and said "Yeah that's the smell when ghosts aren't around". 

Then Jake went to spray under Colby's arms making Colby say "No no no no what are you doing". Corey walked over to Colby with cling film and put it near Colby's ass while saying "Oh good god it's up his ass". I looked at Corey and said "What do you mean it is up his ass". Jake looked at me and said "It's up his ass".

I looked around and said "Who put the ghost up there". Sam looked at me and said "I have no clue". Jake looked at Sam and said "You pin him down". He looked at Corey and said "You pull the ghost" he looked at me and said "You talk to him calm him". Then he said "And I'll grab his ass".

We all did as we was told and I said "Colbs it's going to be okay we will get this mother fucker out of you". Jake told us we sorted that and Corey said "One second someone is calling me". I looked at him and said "Who is calling you". Sam looked at Corey and said "Is it the ghosty". Corey put the phone down and said "What the hell".

Jake looked at us and said "One second I sense a presence". Corey looked at us and said "Amazon cancelled my order". I looked at Corey and said "Well that's absolute dog shite fuck Amazon". Colby looked at Corey and said "What does that have to do with ghosts". Aaron looked at Colby and said "Because he ordered a ghost catcher".

Jake looked at us and said "Do you know the one place we haven't checked out yet". I looked at him and said "What". Jake looked at me and said "The garage". We went into the garage and Sam said "I do here a lot of noises in here". I looked at him and said "Yeah there are some creepy things that go on in here as well".

Corey looked at these sticks in a cross and said "They have the good luck Charlie game set up". Sam looked at me and said "Y/n did you set that up". I looked at him and said "Did I fuck". Then Jake said "Oh there is a demon near the girl". Colby pulled me against him and said "Well is there anyway you could help us". 

Corey looked at Jake and said "Go get the ghost sucker 3000". Jake looked at him and said "Whys that". Corey looked at him and said "This is serious". I looked at them and said "Oh for fucks sake". Jake pulled a vacuum in and we saw Aaron sit on the couch with a white sheet over his head so I said "Uh ghost busters look behind you guys". 

Jake looked at me and said "Huh". Colby looked at him and said "Turn around". They looked to where we told them to and Jake said "Oh sweet Jesus ghost". Corey looked at us and said "I've got this". Then Aaron said "Hola". Corey looked at Aaron and said "Como estas". I looked at Colby and said "Why they speaking Spanish".

Colby looked at me and said "I don't know". Then Aaron said "Honestly I apologise I should not have haunted you put it gets so lonely in the ghost world, I tried to get a ghost girlfriend and she said no". I looked at Aaron and said "You should get with my ghost friend Daliah but anyways carry on". 

Then Aaron said "It gets so boring so I said why don't I go haunt someone and it's just so hard". I looked at him and said "I'm so very sorry to hear that". Then Aaron said "I just don't know what to do". Then Corey turned the vacuum on and yeah. Jake looked at us and said "Well that's the ghost gone".

Then Aaron came in and said "Sorry did you get that ghost I was pooping". I looked at Corey and Jake and said "Well uhm thanks for getting that ghost out of our house". Jake looked at me and said "Yeah no problem sugar anytime catch ya later".